Chapter 320 - 166: A mere lion dares to call itself the Great Emperor?_4
"She spoke!"
"How, how, how is this possible, why can a cat talk?"
"Is she also a demon? Why don’t I feel our master’s presence on her?"
"..."
Hailbo did not speak; he merely listened quietly because these strange people had given him much useful information: ’demons, cats cannot talk, master’s presence.’
First, the race of these grotesque creatures should be called ’demons.’
This was also the first time Hailbo had heard the name of the monsters from the mountain myths that loved to eat people, especially children—the demons.
"What demons or not, I am a high-ranking fairy, Cat Lulu!"
"Get out of my way!"
Cat Lulu had a slight obsession with cleanliness, her fairy magic (bloodline magic) was life magic(, capable of cleaning, cooking, and doing laundry like a professional!
The confused demons, including General Ganglie, didn’t know what Cat Lulu was going to do.
But she was so imposing that everyone subconsciously made way for her.
"Hmph!"
Tie on the ribbon, put on the headscarf, and check the apron.
Hmm, no problem.
Cat Lulu changed her look to resemble a competent little housewife.
"Meow~ Meow~ Meow~"
Cat Lulu waved her cute little cat paws, slapping out colorful cat paw-shaped bubbles: "Make this place completely clean!"
"Pop, pop."
"Bang, bang, bang!"
The bubbles burst, unleashing a dazzling display of Fairy Power.
"Wow~~"
"That’s amazing!"
"What is this, so beautiful!"
A group of small demons from Fuling Mountain were like country bumpkins who had never seen the world, completely astonished by Cat Lulu’s display of fairy life magic.
Soon, the entire Yunzhandong was sparkling clean thanks to Cat Lulu.
"Hiss~~~~"
All the demons, including General Ganglie, watched Cat Lulu in disbelief: "Isn’t this, too clean?"
"It’s, it’s glowing!"
General Ganglie felt his rough table was now polished to a shine, gleaming brightly.
"Is this really our residence?"
"Why do I feel like crying?"
"I, I’ve never lived in such a beautiful house before."
Turning to Cat Lulu, they saw her standing on a high platform, facing the skies, with her back to all the flabbergasted demons.
Without knowing when, the clouds had dispersed, and the setting sun cast a halo on Cat Lulu, making her seem like a deity sent by the heavens to rescue the impoverished masses.
"Living in such a place."
Cat Lulu looked down at everyone: "You’ve really had it rough."
"..."
After a moment of silence, a small demon immediately shouted: "Hurry! Bring Big Brother some food!"
"What Big Brother!"
Cat Lulu, discontent, stamped her little foot, crossed her arms, and curled her mouth: "I’m a female cat!"
"Yes!"
"Big Sister, you’re the best!"
"Quick, serve Big Sister some dishes, and wine, pour it fast!"
Seeing her underlings so lively, it was as if the once-stagnant world had come back to life.
"Huh? Hiss, that’s not right, it seems I’m the Big Brother!"
General Ganglie said this, and Hailbo also had a similar feeling: "It seems, I’m the Envoy, aren’t I?"
"Pfft!"
Looking back at Cat Lulu, she had only taken a sip of the wine the little demons had brought: "Yuck, what is this, it’s so unpalatable!"
"But, but this is the best wine we have here."
"Then forget the wine, give me a drink."
"A drink is..."
"Juice, you don’t even have juice here?"
"Yes, yes, yes."
Quickly, the little demons brought freshly squeezed juice.
"Pfft!"
Cat Lulu spat it out again: "Ugh, what is this, you call this juice?"
After tasting a dish, Cat Lulu instantly questioned her life.
"Out of my way!"
"Everyone get out of my way!"
Cat Lulu was furious, the wine tasted terrible, the juice was undrinkable, and the dish was unbearably bad.
The soul of the chef, the dignity of Master Cat Chef, was challenged!
"Whisk!"
Once more tying on the ribbon, Cat Lulu donned a chef’s hat, draped in a white robe, a spatula in her left hand, a kitchen knife in the right.
"Today, I’m going to let you have a taste of what’s called."
Cat Lulu: "A Manchu Han Imperial Feast!!!"
That day was the happiest day for the little demons of Fuling Mountain’s territory since they climbed up to Yunzhandong, like Mortal Fairyland, as if they were in heaven.
Intoxicated, they enjoyed various wines, juices, and even carbonated drinks like cola.
And the cuisine—the unheard-of and unimaginable delicious dishes of a lifetime.