Chat Group For Magicians

Chapter 45: I'm Back Motherf*ckers!

Waiting for a few more hours, it finally turned into nighttime in the real world. I took out my phone and made a selfie before I decided to post it on the chat group even though it was the first time I would be posting in there. After that, I stretched around before I exit the GATES. Around a few seconds later, my surroundings returned to normal. The surroundings turned from the hellish looking place to a peaceful shrine. No one would think that I came from a very hellish place in this shrine. They might think I am a heretic instead. Composing myself a while, I connect my consciousness to my new familiars.

"Are you two still in there?'"

"Yes, master. We are ready to be summoned anytime," Yuri said.

"It's a bit comfortable but I want to go back outside again though," Yuto chimed in.

"I see. But please wait a bit. I will return home and resummoned the two of you in there."

"Okay!" the two chimed.

Checking everything is fine, I head back home. Streets are still filled with people because it's not that late yet but around the shrine, people are too rare at night due to the location a bit secluded to the busy places. Therefore, not a single person pass here once night falls.

"I never knew that Tokyo has places like this that is a bit scary at night," I murmured to myself.

"There are plenty of places in Tokyo that can be scary and secluded to others just like this, but without this place, you won't have a place to hunt Malices to increase your affinity with your magic," the voice in the phone said.

"Eh? There are GATES to use isn't it?"

"Oh, it looks like you didn't know it yet. Once GATES is used, it can't be used by the same person who entered and exited it for a month. Since you used the gates located in the shrine, you won't be able to use it for the time being. And it is the closest one in here so I guess you won't be entering one for the time being any time soon."

"I won't be entering for a while because I still have a trouble that I want to clear up yet."

"Do you mean that conflict that includes you? You want to stop that?"

"Of course, why wouldn't I?"

"Well, you are a closet pervert so I thought you are a bit proud of it."

"F*ck you, I am not. Save the sentiments somewhere else, I don't need it."

...

The streets were quiet and there is no incident that caused me to get in trouble which is a good thing, allowing me to return home safely.

"Ah, it's nice to be home again," the voice in the phone said.

"This is my house, and besides, you are on the phone, how the heck are you going to be comfortable here? That sounds complicated to me."

"Eheheheeheh..."

I feel a bit hungry. Now that I think about it, I didn't eat much when I was inside the GATES.

"You just noticed it? I never expected you to be this slow, Kazuma. You see, if you are inside the GATES, your metabolism is slow and functions differently than in the real world. Your breakfast would digest for at least 2 days in there. Since you ate a bit in there, you didn't feel a bit hungry and I thought you are able to notice it. I guess you are stupid."

"Tch, you are such a drag and I am not someone who would notice such a change. And besides, I am attacking monsters left and right, who would remember to eat if your life is at stake? I would rather miss a single meal than die horribly due to the monsters."

"Yeah, yeah. I don't care."

"One of these days, I will throw you into the river."

"Ha, I am the great soul of the app, you can't defeat me!"

"Pfft, whatever."

I didn't bother much the phone babbling on his own. I summoned Yuto and Yuri out after I put my bag on the sofa.

"Yuri, Yuto, I summoned thee."

Two magic circles appeared and materializing Yuri and Yuto.

"Ah yes! Freedom at last!" Yuri jumped up and down as she celebrated that she is out of the hellish place.

"I love the real world. Who would have thought I would be able to return here after for so long..." Yuto said.

"Welcome, both of you," I said.

"We are really grateful for this master! I never expected us to get out but you helped us out which is already something else for us!" Yuri said as she hugged my left arm. She purposely rubbed her breasts to me. Before I can get a boner, I pushed her lightly away from me. I glared at Yuto and made sure that he won't cling to me and rub his *ahem* on me. Good thing Yuto is the one who goes to look at the disgust on me.

"Master, I am straight and I don't swing on boys."

As expected from an Incubus. Of course, I made sure that the two of them are restrained. I gave Yuri some of the clothes that my mother has in the closet while I gave Yuto the clothes that my father has. Yuto is a bit around my father's height which is perfect because those clothes of father are something that won't fit in me. I made sure they wear it or else they would think wearing something like a slutty figure would make my neighbors suspicious.

One good thing. Although they are creatures of lust, they eat normal food beside the sexual desire. Of course, Yuri wanted to consume my mana but I stopped her doing that. Also, I gave them spare rooms that they can use and since this house has so many vacant rooms with free beds to use, I didn't have a problem allowing accommodation for them. They still act like children in middle school though so they are easy to sway. However, I don't need to sway them just to sleep. They can sleep on their own and maybe because they are tired, they quickly slept like a log.

Meanwhile, I stayed in my room and started eating the mana orbs and elemental orbs and starts digesting it. According to the chat group, you will eat it like a gummy bear since they can change texture once they are eaten in your mouth. I have digested at least 5 of the Mana Orbs and 1 Elemental orb of each element, flame, water, earth, wind, dark, light, and electric. However, I just don't feel anything when they are consumed. I just find the orbs similar to gummies, but nothing more.

"That was a strange reaction. I didn't expect that you won't feel anything after eating all of them. Oh well, I guess you are somewhat a special incident," the voice said.

"Strange?"

"Yeah. Magicians eating mana orbs would feel in euphoria once they ingested the orbs while they feel pain once they ingested the elemental orbs. But you didn't feel anything which makes me frown. Why are you not affected?"

"Don't ask me. I have no idea either."

The night passed by with the voice wondering why nothing happened to me. The next day, the students in the hallways once again started to get crowded when they saw me again.

"Hey, I thought he already transferred?"

"No, he is still here. I don't know but I guess it is to cool off the rumors I guess?"

"But that won't easily fade!"

"I know that is why I never expected him to appear here all of a sudden."

Oh? So the rumors are still here? And they thought I transferred to another school? What a joke. That is something that other students who can't take the bullying they receive will do. And that is something I won't do. Since the rumors are still trying to pick hard on me, I won't be taking this for granted, I will strike back. As soon as I arrive in front of my classroom, after making sure that there are no teachers inside the room yet, I opened the sliding door and I greeted with a smile on the others who were stunned by my gracious arrival.

The look on their faces was so precious that it would be too funny to see them look in a photo. It was like they have seen a very surprising thing. They were too shocked that I can see a few of them have their things fall on the ground and one even has his saliva fell into his table. I thought something about what will I say, and I think I have something to say to them. Some sort of sentence that can make their jaw drop and etched on their mind for quite some time. And I think I have a great idea.

"Good Morning guys! I am back Motherf*ckers!"