Chapter 87: Chapter 5: Kevin's Invitation!
"Hehe, Lizzie and I killed that fat rat; it was so large that it flattened one of the dwarves, and I got a cute dagger look!"
I swallowed my hot coffee while listening to Haruka and Elizabeth, who were extremely vibrant with glowing skin since their bath with me, while I just felt a little tired and drained.
"Oh, we finally hit level twenty after reaching the nineteenth floor."
"Lupera said we should stop and start training daily in the real world before progressing and redoing some of the past floors."
Elizabeth snorted as she ate some toast smeared with avocado and eggs.
The thing that worried me more was the fact that these two were getting along so well. It wouldn't evolve into a situation where they double-team me, like in the bathroom earlier, right?
I can fight off one of them, but if two naked women propose to me, offering all the glorious promises a man cannot refuse, won't I become addicted?
"That's good, but please put safety first, okay?"
My concern was that they might get too excited like I did and never come back to me.
I had started growing attached to my ever-growing family; soon, Anastasia would move into the apartment next door, and finally, it was Aki.
So, I needed to tell Aki in a good way and stop her from losing control or becoming strange.
"Yes, darling, I will always take care."
"Honey, if you are so worried, how about we go back into the bedroom, and you check my health thoroughly?"
"Slut!"
Eternia seemed moody because they made fun of her tits being so small in the bath. At the same time, Haruka became more mellow, Elizabeth became more erotic, and her sex drive was so powerful.
Was it the fact that she was now part were-rabbit?
*Brrr*
My phone vibrated on the table several times.
"Who is the new girl?
"Is she blonde?"
"Maybe an older woman?"
I picked up the phone and smiled because that idiot who helped me escape my shell finally called back.
"Hello, is this Shibuya Rai's phone?"
"Kevin, why are you being so formal? Of course, it's my phone."
The person who called was the guy I met the same night as Elizabeth. His voice sounded slightly tired, but he seemed okay; what a relief.
Given that Elizabeth resembled a gang girl, what if that brunette was a gang girl and ruined his life?
"Did you have a good time? I asked what caused the poor guy to let out a squeak."
"Ah, ehm... I withhold my right to silence.
"That good, huh? Well, at least you're not a virgin anymore."
He seemed to fumble his phone and drop it before his keypad pressing sounded in my ear several times before he spoke again.
"Rai! You were on the loudspeaker! Because of your stupid words, now everyone looks at me strangely!"
I enjoyed his breathing heavily as if running from an enemy. In the distance of the call, I could hear guys calling him a traitor or calling for a court of some kind.
"Rest in peace."
"Oi!"
"So, did you meet her again?"
"Ah... No, she uhm complained."
This sounded like a good drama scoop, but the women at the table secretly watched me with their ears, listening closely as if interested in my poor friend's fate until a woman broke the golden rule of secrets.
"Ah, it's the premature ejaculator that Louise talked about."
Oh?
"Eh? Who is there? What did Louise say about me?"
It seemed that our protagonist, Kevin, was not the dense type who misheared what women said around him, even if they were closeby.
"Ah, it's nothing. Don't mind it, Kevin; some women like it when you finish fast. It's all about recovery!"
"!!!"
Somehow, I hoped my honest pep talk made him feel confident, but I want to make fun of him too, so please forgive me, friend.
"Hey, isn't that the voice of the tattooed bartender? Rai, did you end up leaving with her?"
"Haha, you were a bartender?"
"Oh? Another girl... Rai, you are a shameful man; didn't you say you were a virgin, but now you have two women?"
It seemed that my comrade Kevin was not a weak chicken and was trying to make me feel shame, too, as I heard a slight chuckle under his breath.
"I think it's closer to six and probably more in the future."
"Die!" Kevin shot back at me with a harsh death curse.
My heart was hurt, so I put the call down, sipping my fresh orange juice as the phone vibrated several times before a certain goddess reached out and picked it up.
Suddenly, I could empathise with Cesar Salad, who was betrayed by balconies.
"Hello, Kevin, this is Nia, one of Rai's wives. Since he will keep spouting nonsense if you try speaking to him after sex, you can tell me what you need to say, and I'll help you translate to the horny wolf that cannot keep his red rocket to himself."
Eternia, Just because they use their chests when you can't doesn't mean you should be angry at me, right? I was only joking when I said you were like an airfield landing strip. How about I buy you candy and a cute dress to cheer you up?
{She can't hear you.}
Ah!? It's Mommy Lupera after a long time!
{Mmmm, you seem to have made your first werewolf; ah, it's a female, and she's rampaging in the dungeon right now.}
"So you wanted to meet him for a coffee and ask if he wanted to drink with you tonight."
"Umu, I will let him know and thank you for being Rai's only male friend."
I couldn't hear Kevin's words; that damn goddess magic is completely unfair!
{Are you going to ignore this little female werewolf? She might become a berserker at this rate.}
Honestly, I didn't mind if she did. Berserkers are cool, and I am one myself, so let's have her murder her sorrow and then attempt to speak again.
*Click*
The phone call seemed to end without my consent!
"Rai, Kevin wants to meet tonight at the same bar as last time. You're going, right?"
"Little Sister Nia is casually making dates with other men for our darling."
"Whose little sister is a damn psychopath?"
Eternia and Elizabeth seemed to get along quite well; they all might have been having fun in the bath and almost drowning when I got overexcited.
Now, if I get Anastasia and Aki into the bath...
{Your head is broken.}
Does that mean you won't join?
{If it's just me and you, little wolf, you are growing quickly; Mommy really likes your progress.}
Another woman after my body and money—ah, what a sinful life I lead! Maybe one day, some women will only want me for how cool I am.
{Cringe...}
...
I experienced critical ego damage and died from ego death.
"So, Haruka, will you be going to work today?"
"Mmmm, my strength is much higher, and my womb is full, so I will return and bring back as much information about the changes that happened as I can."
"Good, I'll train in the dungeon and maybe meet Aki and build a good relationship with her as a sister-in-law."
"Elizabeth, don't cheat... What if she dislikes me due to your ass-kissing?"
"Haruka, you've already met her; doesn't she know you were fucking Rai in the past?"
Somehow, the world continued even if I died, so maybe I wasn't the protagonist after all, and someone would suddenly appear one day and be like,
"Stop! You have violated my childhood friend. I will have my revenge."
Then, I will be blasted into oblivion as they hold a shining sword.
{Did it hurt your feelings that much?}
A little, but mostly because I enjoy being dramatic.
{Should Mommy make it better? Not just Eternia can temporarily use her true form, Fufu.}
Although the thought is pleasant, I spent the entire night having sex with a goddess. Eternia then enjoyed a lewd bath with Haruka, Elizabeth, and Flatnia.
I might accept if my little brother hadn't been abused by three women more than eight times in the past few hours.
Let's see how I feel tonight or some other time.
{...}
{Why are you so annoying, little wolf? Just lay down and let mommy's mouth fix everything.}
"Rai, why are you staring into space with that perverted face? Who are you talking to? Is it that retard Asteria? Don't listen to her; she's a virgin and doesn't even know what sex means!"
Flaternia grabbed my hand and began to scold me for some reason.
{She feels insecure because, in that form, Flaternia cannot hear your voice or understand your feelings. How cute.}
She took this form because she couldn't stand being apart from me anymore and wanted to feel my embrace.
What a cute goddess.
{Oh my, I thought my little wolf would act dense.}
Not with Eternia; she is special.
I stroked her soft hair, enjoying the silky strands that slipped through my fingers as she pouted at me with emerald eyes.
I couldn't help but skip a beat at how adorable she was.
"Mmmm, it feels nice; rub my scalp more."
While Haruka and Eternia looked at me with envious eyes, I continued to massage the little goddess and her smooth hair.
{Mommy is a little jealous; you should beware of the full moon, little wolf.}
Her words sounded a little ominous, so I felt she should be observed when the full moon comes in a few days.