Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?

Resting on her husband's shoulders, Old madam Ghu was very restless. "What do you think?"

Old Ghu thinned his lips in a frown.

"I don't know... It's just too hard to believe."

"But if everyone is saying the same thing, then the probability of it being true is high... Or could they have been hypnotized?"

You know, the scientific study of hypnotism is very accurate.

"Impossible! How can that Tian brat be able to hypnotize them all? Old Gia and his family alone aren't easy."

Old Ghu gave his thoughts, not fully believing in their fantasy tales.

However, in the next few seconds, the truth was fast to smack him in the face.

Pah!

A loud smacking noise caused the duo to jump back.

Outside their windows, 2 pale brown envelopes were consciously smacking their windows with full force.

How can this be?

You should know that the vehicle was driving forward.

So unless there was a sting wind behind them, how could these envelopes keep up?

F***!

Science defying!

The duo watched the envelopes fight their way into their vehicle.

And during the time of their shock, the envelopes had indeed managed to find a way into the vehicles.

They didn't know how, but it passed through the closed door gap and appeared before them without a single crease on its smooth exterior.

But maybe what was even more shocking was that once it appeared before them, it suddenly grew white little angel-feathered wings, floating on the same spot very gently.

~Flap. Flap. Flap.

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...

Blink. Blink.

Who am I? Where am I? What am I?

Bubuum. Bubuum.

The air felt their hearts race uncontrollably, with a feeling of excitement and youth burning within them.

Their adrenaline pumped, and their walls of science began to crumble even more.

If before they didn't fully believe in the Grandmaster's magic, now they did.

Wings! Wings!

Their letters grew wings!

Old Ghu clutched her knotted heart feeling like he was 15 again.

Who didn't like adventure?

Old madam was even more alarmed than he, feeling the adrenaline in her bloodstream circulate even more.

"Old man! Why aren't you grabbing your letter?"

In a heartbeat, she had already taken the one that had her name on it.

[Mrs. Biyu L. Ghu,

The Backseat of the vehicle,

Winging Highway Road,

Luxian City.]

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Amazing!

How did it even know her exact location?

That's right.

She was seated in the back seat with her husband on the highway driving back home.

Bloody mother of Pearls! How did the Grandmaster know all this?

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Old madam Ghu stared at the envelope thoughtfully.

The ink on the letter had long dried out, indicating that it should've been a long time since the letter had been sent.

But how would he have predicted their exact location and time for the letters to meet them so accurately?

Looking at the ink and writing style, she couldn't help praising the Grandmaster's exquisite calligraphy.

Just look at those brush strokes.

Calm, very diligent, patient, steady, but powerful, having a lot of character.

You tell much about a person from their handwriting.

How very thrilling!

Old madam was very excited, turning the envelope over to open the seal.

You have to know that the moment she touched the letter, those wings from before seemed to vanish into thin air.

"Well? What are we waiting for?"

Rip!

She opened the envelope and took out the letter.

...

[Dear Mrs. Ghu.

Congratulations! You have been accepted into the Heavenly Tian Academy of Exorcism as a Caretaker.

Should you accept this invitation, Voice the words 'Accept' back to the letter.]

Suddenly, as though knowing she was done, the letter folded in its one and floated in the way as though waiting for her consent.

What?!

Old Ghu, who had also read through his, stared at his wife with a thousand questions in mind.

Eh?

"Caretakers? What does he mean?"

The literal term caretaker was to look after people, animals, yes?

So did he want them to do the same for the rest who got accepted?

This... This...

They admit that they had retired and had a lot of free time.

However, weren't they already getting up there in age to be running about like so?

"What do you think? Should we accept?"

Old Ghu rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"Since Old Hou and Old Gia dared to go for the test, this means that they would most likely accept."

"That's right! Why let their 2 have all the fun? Hmph! If they can't do it, then we can too!" Old madam said, raising her nostrils to the air boldly.

With a firm gaze, she voiced her decision to the letter.

"Accept!"

​ "Accept!"

Old Ghu was one step behind his wife.

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"Swish!

The letters suddenly moved again, resting in their laps as though urging the duo to open them up.

Open me! Open me! Open me!

... Mm?

The couple did as their intuition told, seeing a completely different set of writings appear.

F***!

What happened to the earlier acceptance message?

(°_°)

Look in front, look at the back.

They turned their letters around severally, ensuring they didn't imagine things.

Alright.

They gazed at the New set of instructions that told them about the 3 locations they were to appear at and what time they had to do so.

On the day mentioned, they were to arrive at any of the 3 spots anywhere between 10 A.M to 7 P.M.

Anytime after that, it said the doors would close up.

But it seemed that going in early was beneficial.

It states that no vehicles or locomotives of any manner were permitted in the academy.

So who knows where they would be dropped off?

Would they have to walk long distances to get to their final destination when in the Academy?

There were many loopholes and critical factors to consider here.

That's why going in early, rather than going in at 7 P.M was best.

Maybe by the time they arrive at their destination, it should be way past 7.

So who can guarantee that they wouldn't arrive late?

Old Ghu narrowed his eyes deeply.

Tricky... What a sticky situation.

However, why did he still like it?

Heheh... It was just that Old Ghu and his wife weren't the only ones.

Right now, many across the city were examining in awe, receiving their acceptance letters!