I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Chapter 85: Half of the Eight People Will Be Killed!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“You! What are you doing? Let me tell you, b*stard, mind your own business!”

“Believe it or not, I’ll smash you to death with this shovel!”

“F*ck you! Don’t get in my way, get lost, okay?”

Cao Long saw Li Yidao walking toward him and subconsciously grabbed the shovel in his hand tightly.

His mouth was full of foul language, but at this moment, he felt a trace of fear in his heart.

Why?

How could he feel fear when looking at Li Yidao’s eyes?

It shouldn’t be like this!

However, that genuine fear made him look cautious.

Li Yidao completely ignored his intimidation.

Step by step, he moved forward, his eyes filled with coldness.

And at that moment, he received a notification from the system.

[Ding! Detected an ordinary customer, ID: Cao Shenglong]

[Death Status Detection: Engaged in long-term gambling, theft, probability of accidental death: 55%]

[Host can choose to follow the ordinary customer.]

An ordinary customer?

Only a 55% probability of death?

Li Yidao was dissatisfied!

But he was pleased with the term “accidental death”!

“Kid, who the hell are you? We aren’t scared of anyone! Do you really think our shovels are just for show?” A young man beside Cao Shenglong stepped forward, looking righteous.

“That’s right! Kid, if you dare to meddle in our affairs again, be careful, we’ll beat you to death!” Another one joined in.

“Shenglong! Don’t worry, we’ve got your back!”

“Yeah! We’re all here, let’s take him down! Who does this little nobody think he is?”

[Ding! Detected an ordinary customer, ID: Li Ergou]

[Death Status Detection: Engaged in long-term gambling, theft, probability of accidental death: 48%]

[Ding! Detected an ordinary customer, ID: Zhao Sanshun]

[Death Status Detection: Engaged in long-term gambling, theft, probability of accidental death: 51%]

[Host can choose to follow the ordinary customer.]

[Ding! Detected an ordinary customer, ID: Sun Qiangsheng]

[Death Status Detection: Engaged in long-term gambling, theft, probability of accidental death: 48%]

[Host can choose to follow the ordinary customer.]

While all these people were spewing filthy language, Li Yidao received three more notifications.

Among these eight people, half of them were tagged by the system?

What kind of heinous acts had this group committed?

It seemed that There was no room for mercy today!

Li Yidao’s eyes remained icy.

He continued to move forward!

He calmly said, “This is an ominous place. If you bury your sister here, it will cause big problems.”

“Not only you and your grandmother will be in trouble, but the whole village may suffer, and many people could die!”

“This place is unsuitable for burial!” Li Yidao’s voice was firm!

Just now, he had used his probing skills to investigate, and this place was very ominous!

However, Cao Shenglong, who was getting closer to Li Yidao, became even angrier.

His mouth kept spewing obscenities!

Waving the shovel, he charged at Li Yidao.

“D*mn you for saying this is an ominous place! Scr*w you!”

“I’m going to beat you up! Did you come here to scam money for that b*tch’s funeral?”

“I’ll f*cking beat you up first and see if you’re still talking nonsense!”

As the opponent charged toward him, Li Yidao’s expression remained ice-cold!

His right hand clenched into a fist, ready to strike at any moment.

Over these years, he had trained himself well to protect Li Yinuo.

Although he might not be able to handle all of them at once, knocking down two of them wouldn’t be a problem!

That narrow-minded Cao Shenglong with his small build would be a piece of cake!

If the opponent dared to rush at him, he would teach them some manners!

But just at that moment, Grandma Cao, who had been unconscious, woke up.

Upon witnessing the scene, she was filled with anxiety and rushed over, stumbling along the way.

She directly grabbed Cao Shenglong and said, “No, Long, you can’t do this, you can’t resort to violence!”

But at this moment, Cao Shenglong paid no attention to his grandmother.

He forcefully pushed her away!

“Get out of the way! Grandma, stop causing trouble!”

“So, you’re the one they hired to arrange that b*tch’s funeral, right? How much did they pay you?”

“Today, I’ll make this brat spit out all the money! She even hired someone to bury a body? Is this old hag so rich that she has nowhere else to spend her money?”

“When I ask for a little money to play mahjong, you keep dragging and bullsh*ting!”

This scene was naturally witnessed by the fans in the live stream.

Everyone was furious!

“What the heck! How can there be such scum in this world?”

“This is the brother of the mountain girl? I thought he was just trash, but now it seems he’s even worse than trash! Disgusting!”

“Scr*w him! I can’t stand it! I’m already on my way, and today I’m going to kill him!”

“Brothers, let’s gather in the village later! I’m bringing a hundred lackeys. Today, we’ll teach him a lesson on how to behave! If he can’t be taught, I’ll throw him into the furnace!”

“Brother Dao, be careful, a wise man doesn’t suffer losses!”

“Brother Dao, don’t hold back, just kill him! Let the Grim Reaper descend!”

“Grim Reaper descend! Kill this jerk! ”

“Grim Reaper descend! Kill this jerk! ” “Grim Reaper descend! Kill this jerk!”

“Grim Reaper…”

Seeing Grandma Cao being pushed down, two women rushed forward and helped the elderly lady to the side.

At this moment, many people from the village also arrived.

They saw Cao Shenglong and the others about to act, so they quickly stepped forward to stop them.

Though this group of people was all troublemakers, they were born and grew up in this village. And some at present were even their elders.

They cursed and complained, but they didn’t resort to more aggressive actions.

Li Yidao looked at the group of people and calmly said, “Now, take your sister’s body back and choose a good burial date and place.

“Otherwise… you will face divine retribution!”

Hearing Li Yidao’s words, Cao Shenglong and the others were infuriated once again. “What the heck did you say? You dare curse us to die? F*ck you…” They were about to charge again, but they were stopped once more.

Meanwhile, Grandma Cao, who stood nearby, was already crying in distress. “This is karma! What sins have I committed in my past life to deserve such an unfilial son and grandson!”

The netizens watching the live stream felt pity for the poor old lady. “Such a miserable life… sigh.”

“Fortunately, the mountain girl left some security for her grandmother.”

“But just look at that scumbag’s manner. The earnings from the platform that the mountain girl left…”

“Damn it! No, we must supervise the platform and get Grandma Cao out of there, away from that scumbag!”

“My family runs a nursing home! I’m willing to provide free food, clothing, housing, and transportation!”

“Let’s go find the staff of the platform! We definitely couldn’t let the old lady stay with this piece of trash!”

“Yes!”

At this point, Li Yidao no longer spoke to Cao Shenglong and the others.

Instead, he turned the camera towards himself and calmly said, “Good deeds will be rewarded, evil deeds will be punished. It’s not that there is no retribution, it’s just that the time has not come yet. Watch… the retribution is unfolding before your eyes.”

Hearing Li Yidao’s words, the fans in the live stream started commenting wildly again.

“D*mn it! Brother Dao is going to take action?”

“This is definitely Brother Dao trying to hide his intentions! Don’t worry, Brother Dao, we understand!”

“You take action, we’ll be witnesses! This has nothing to do with you in terms of divine retribution!”

“Exactly! Go ahead and take action! Kill this jerk!”

“Kill him! You’re not a real man if you don’t!”

“Even if we go to court, I can testify that this jerk got what he deserved!

Brother Dao, you can confidently take action!”

As Li Yidao’s words fell, he turned the camera back to the scene before him.

Meanwhile, Cao Shenglong and the others, who were stopped, continued to prepare for the burial.

“F*ck! This is so unlucky! Brothers, lend a hand! Hurry up and put the coffin down, then we can go back and have a drink!”

At this time, a few more elderly people trom the village came over, trying to dissuade Cao Shenglong, saying, “Long, this is not right. You can’t bury her like this. There might be trouble…”

“Get lost! Don’t get in the way here! Beep beep beep! Compared to saying that the shovel in my hand doesn’t recognize people!”

“Get lost! Stop causing trouble! Don’t you dare question my authority over this shovel in my hand!”

“Just get out of here!”

Before the elderly could finish speaking, Cao Shenglong impatiently drove them away. Then, without hesitation, he and his men prepared to push the coffin down the slope.

But just at that moment, suddenly, a cloud of dust rose!

The wind stirred up sand and dust!

Everyone’s eyes were narrowed, unable to see anything clearly!

People quickly took cover!

After several minutes, the strange sandstorm finally subsided.

But with the dispersal of the dust, everyone was left shocked!

The coffin, which had already been pushed down the cart and partially into the pit, had somehow returned to the cart!

The crimson coffin appeared eerily strange!

This bizarre scene stunned everyone present!

Even Li Yidao felt unprecedented pressure!

A chill ran from the soles of his feet to the top of his head!

“What the hell just happened?”

“Am I mistaken? The coffin was about to go down, right? How did it return to the original spot?”

“Damn it! Could it be that the mountain girl doesn’t want to be buried here?” “Is it possible that the mountain girl came back herself?”

“Damn it! Person upstairs, stop making things up! I’ve got goosebumps all over!”

“Wow! This is so eerie?!”

“You scared me! Thankfully, I covered my eyes with my hand, leaving just a small gap to peek through!”

“Person upstairs, you’re really something!”

The audience in the live stream, in fact, saw more than those present at the scene!

They were fully engaged, not even closing their eyes to avoid the dust and sand. This made them feel terrified because they didn’t see anyone physically moving the coffin!

“How terrifying! ”

“Brother Dao, can you enlighten us?”

“Yeah, Brother Dao, please explain! Give us a scientific explanation. I’m scared!”

“Sob, I’m never watching Brother Dao’s live streams again. Last time it was paper dolls, and now it’s coffins! I’m traumatized!” “I’ve already booked an appointment with a therapist. Goodbye, my brothers.”

As for Li Yidao at this moment, he stood still, silent.

He knew that today was not an inevitable death for Cao Shenglong and the others.

The death probability was only around 50%.

If they could seize the chance and return the coffin for a proper burial, the likelihood of any mishap would decrease significantly.

However!

This slim chance depended on their own actions!

The opportunity had been given!

If they gave up themselves, then they couldn’t blame the Grim Reaper for swinging his scythe!