Chapter 83 - Akihiko's Flirting Skill Is Over 9000
A yellow-haired teenager was standing on top of a tall wooden pillar as he yelled,
"I'M FINALLY BACK!"
*Bonk*
"Stop yelling. The babies are asleep. You might wake them up."
"Akihiko, I came back to Konoha 6 months earlier just to meet my sisters. Don't bonk my head as soon as you meet me." Naruto said as he rubbed his head.
Akihiko just touched Naruto's shoulders as they teleported somewhere away from Konoha.
"Eh? No god please no!" Naruto yelled as he knew what was coming next.
"I just wanted to see my sisters. Not a spar!"
"Come on. Just show me what you've learned. I will only use 1% of my power." Akihiko said as Naruto had some hope.
"Really?"
'If it's just 1%, I can easily beat him.' Naruto thought as he summoned Gamabunta.
"Gamabunta, I choose you!"
"Brat, what did I say about summoning me?" Gamabunta said as he smoked.
'I'm gonna ignore that.' Naruto thought as he taunted Gamabunta.
"Come on Gamabunta, don't tell me you're scared of Akihiko. He's a lot smaller than you!"
"Watch what you're saying!" Gamabunta said as he leaped towards Akihiko with his tanto unsheathed.
Akihiko smiled as he just dodged the tanto strike easily while looking at Naruto.
"Naruto, don't tell me you just learned how to summon a frog," Akihiko said as Gamabunta leaped at him again.
Akihiko just dodged it again as he corrected himself. "I meant a toad."
This time, Gamabunta attacked again as Akihiko just used Jugo's bloodline to change his right leg into a hardened form and added a bit of chakra as he kicked Gamabunta's tanto. The kick generated a large current of air.
Naruto almost flew backward just from Akihiko's kick but he stabilized himself again.
Gamabunta leaped backward as he held his tanto right in front of him in a ready position.
But a second later, sounds of metal hitting the ground rang through the area.
Naruto looked down as he saw Gamabunta's tanto cracking into pieces and falling down on the ground.
Gamabunta was shell-shocked. His tanto has cut and blocked many strong strikes but it just shattered from one kick. He knew that Akihiko had once come to Mount Myoboku but he didn't think Akihiko would be this strong.
"My tanto. I'll have to repair the tanto!" Gamabunta yelled as he disappeared together with his tanto shards.
"AHHHH!" Naruto fell down and he used Shadow Clones to cushion himself. He immediately gathered chakra around his hand as he created a normal Rasengan. His chakra control was a lot better due to Akihiko and Kushina teaching him, so he didn't need any clones to help him.
'This is what I learned from my journey. The louder you shout, the stronger your power.'
"RASENGANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!"
Naruto ran towards Akihiko with a Rasengan and a full-powered up shout and he hit Akihiko.
However, right before the Rasengan hit Akihiko, a large rib cage appeared around Akihiko.
'I haven't used you for a long time, huh?' Akihiko thought as Naruto used another Rasengan.
However, this time, he created some clones to help him.
"EAT THIS, SUPER RASENGAN!"
Naruto had a larger Rasengan in his hand as he tried to attack Akihiko with it.
However, it didn't penetrate Akihiko's Susanoo ribcage.
Akihiko just smiled as Naruto had improved a lot further than he should have in canon.
He dispelled the rib cage as he teleported behind Naruto.
"Let's go. You want to meet your sisters, right?"
"Yeah!" Naruto now had a smile on his face.
They teleported to the Uchiha Household as Naruto didn't see anyone there except Sasuke who was having his serious thought moment by having his hands locked in front of his mouth.
If someone could look into his mind, they would laugh out loud.
Sasuke was thinking, 'Why was I attracted to Akihiko? Am I gae? No, I'm not gae. I like Kar- I don't like anyone.'
Naruto greeted Sasuke, "Yo Sasuke, I'm back."
Sasuke was pulled out of his thoughts as he looked at Naruto and grinned.
"Naruto, my new Jutsu is a lot stronger than anything you have learned."
"My Rasengan is 100% stronger than yours," Naruto replied.
"Let's test it later. But for now, it's nice to have you back." Sasuke said as Naruto and Sasuke hugged each other.
{a/n: No homo}
"Naruto, meet your sisters," Akihiko said as he opened the door to the babies' room.
The 9 babies were currently doing different things. Some of them were playing with each other, some of them were looking at the scenery.
"Hello, my little sisters," Naruto said as the babies turned towards Akihiko.
"Is he our other brudder?"
"Yep, he is. He went on a journey before you were born." Akihiko explained as the kids greeted Naruto.
"Hello, onii-chan." x9
Sasuke and Akihiko both didn't miss this chance. They used their Sharingan and completely saved this scene in their head.
As expected of the daughter-con and the sister-con.
At that moment, Kushina came into the room and immediately hugged Naruto tightly.
"Naruto, welcome back. I missed you for the last 2 years."
"Me too, mom. It's good to be back." Naruto said with a large smile.
They talked for a while and everyone else entered the room and it became a large family meeting.
Naruto finally learned that he missed extremely important events. His mom's remarriage and his cute little sisters' birth.
He was depressed for around 30 minutes as he just drew circles while sitting against the wall.
After that, Akihiko, Naruto, and Sasuke decided to go to Tsunade.
"Bye-bye. Come back soon." The babies all greeted in a similar way as Akihiko stopped in his tracks and went back to fawn over them.
His wives had to stop them.
After Akihiko left, Ayame sighed, "And he promised us that he won't be a daughter-con."
"But they're all really cute," Kurenai said as she brushed her fingers on Mirai's cheek.
"Yep."x8
The babies played with their mom and drank some milk.
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Akihiko, Sasuke and Naruto arrived in front of the Hokage office as they saw Hinata, Ino and Sakura who were walking out of the office.
"Ah, Sakura. Team 7 has been revived. I'm finally back!" Naruto yelled as Sasuke looked at him weirdly.
"Naruto, you're the only person who hasn't reach chunin rank." Akihiko said as Naruto looked at everyone around him with disbelief.
"And Sasuke is already a jonin."
"You traitor!" Naruto yelled as he pounced on Sasuke and they both fell on the ground.
The nearby people thought that Naruto jumped and hugged Sasuke, blushed as they whispered, "Oya oya. Those two are so bold."
"Naruto, did you start to like men during your trip?" Sasuke asked as he pushed Naruto away.
"No, of course not."
"Then, don't do things like that, you fucktard."
"Oh, sorry."
Then, Sasuke whispered in Naruto's ears.
"Beware of Akihiko. He can make you question your sexuality."
Naruto looked at Sasuke weirdly as Sasuke shook his head, and whispered again.
"I'll tell you details later."
Meanwhile, Hinata had a large smile as she and Ino nodded at each other.
"Sakura, let's go back inside together."
"Huh? We just came out."
"We are going to talk with Akihiko later on. Don't you also want to talk with him?~" Hinata asked with some teasing tone in the end.
"N-no. I don't like him."
"Sakura, what are you talking about? Didn't Akihiko teach you a while ago?" Ino acted clueless as Sakura blushed a bit.
"Nothing. Let's just go inside."
Akihiko, Sasuke, Naruto, Ino, Hinata and Sakura went inside and as soon as the door opened, Akihiko appeared right behind Shizune as he took the picture that was in Shizune's hand.
"Ah!" Shizune jumped up in fright as she turned around. She saw Akihiko who was grinning as he held the photo in his hand.
She still had some blood running down her nose though.
Akihiko just decided to tease her a bit. He leaned a lot closer to her face as he wiped the nose bleeding with his fingers.
And he continued to whisper into her ears, "Did you like the photo, Shizune?"
Akihiko didn't use any suffix as Shizune just blushed. Akihiko was too close to her. She wanted to pounce on him right away but there were other people in the room.
"Please stop teasing me." Shizune replied as the others entered the room. Sasuke already knew that this was Akihiko being a womanizer.
"I already have wives, you know. Why are you looking at my….. naked photo?"
Tsunade who heard this felt her ears heating up but she tried to keep a straight face.
Shizune just snatched the photo as she ran away with a red face while yelling, "Baka!"
After all, Tsunade heard everything.
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Currently, Tsunade was asking Naruto about things that he did with Jiraiya as Naruto answered them all. He also told Tsunade about the group called Akatsuki that Jiraiya and he were investigating during their trip.
"So, where is Jiraiya right now?" Tsunade asked as Naruto thought for a while.
"He told me that he found some traces of Akatsuki and left immediately after we arrived back in Konoha."
"Did he tell the location?"
"No, he didn't."
"I see. You may go now, Naruto."
"Haha, bye, Old Hag."
*BONK*
Tsunade threw her wooden sake bottle as it hits Naruto.
"Ow, that hurts." Naruto yelped as he just exited the office. He saw Shizune who was peeking through the small gap in the door as she just gestured him to shush.
Naruto also just decided to join in. He was bored, after all. He also wanted to wait for Sasuke.
"Lord Hokage, may I request something?" Sasuke suddenly said surprising everyone. He never asked for anything from Tsunade.
"What is it, Sasuke?"
"I want to have a long-term mission."
"Why?"
"Itachi Uchiha." Sasuke just said that as everyone in the room knew why. Naruto, who was listening looked downwards as he remembered how the Uchiha Clan was killed.
"*sigh* Alright, how long do you want it to be?"
"A year would be the best. After all, I can come back sooner if I can kill him earlier."
"I'll issue a mission for you 3 days later."
"Thank you, Lord Hokage." Sasuke bowed as he was about to exit when Akihiko stopped him in his tracks.
"Do you need my help?"
"No, you already helped me a lot. I also know that you killed Danzo for me, so thank you. However, leave this to me. Trust in me." Sasuke said as he gave back a confident smile. He felt some chakra leaving his body but he thought it was just his mind.
Well, since he now got Sasuke's chakra, he only needed Naruto's chakra now. Akihiko finally decided to get the Rinnegan as he needed to revive Sasuke if needed.
He trusted Sasuke and is sure that he would win, but it was just a precaution. He could also revive others if needed. He still didn't know about Ayame's Ramengan as Ayame was planning to surprise him.
Akihiko just chuckled as he replied, "I'll trust you. Well, if you die, I'll just grab your soul back from the Shinigami."
"Yeah, good joke." Sasuke said as he exited the room.
However, he didn't know that Akihiko was really serious. He'll really try to grab his soul from the Shinigami, no matter what method he had to use.
After all, it was FOR FAMILY!
Sasuke went outside and saw Naruto. Naruto stood up as he and Sasuke walked towards the training place. The place where they first trained with Akihiko. It was where they started their friendship and slowly, family.
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After Sasuke left, Shizune entered the room again as she acted as if nothing happened earlier.
Akihiko grabbed the sake bottle that Tsunade threw and went to where Tsunade was sitting.
"Tsunade-san, are you drinking during your work hours?"
"No, that was just a spare bottle that I had a few days ago." Tsunade lied shamelessly as she smiled.
"Really?" Akihiko said as all the girls in the room blushed a bit.
Akihiko's charm was too high. Yes, but actually no.
It was because of what Akihiko did.
Akihiko leaned forward and had his face extremely close to Tsunade's. Their faces were only 2 cm away from each other.
Tsunade's face became a bit red as she could feel Akihiko's warmth on her face. This was the first time a man was this close to her.
Hinata and Ino were just looking at Sakura and Shizune's reaction. Shizune had a small pout while Sakura had an extremely complicated facial expression.
Finally, Akihiko distanced himself again as he smiled towards Tsunade.
"You were drinking during work hour. I can smell the sake."
Tsunade then just shouted, "Bastard, then why don't you try to be a Hokage for one day!"
"Haha, nope. I'll see you later, Shizune. Tsunade-san. Bye~" Akihiko said playfully as he just walked out of the office.
"Tsunade-san, we'll also get going."x3
After the four of them left, Shizune suddenly declared.
"Lady Tsunade, I'm going to confess to Akihiko tomorrow."
"Hah? Aren't you too hasty?"
"No. He was clearly flirting with me. It felt nice, warm and fuzzy inside me. I really love him." Shizune said as she wiggled around.
"Fine, do as you wish." Tsunade said as she chanted in her mind,
'Ohm Gati Bati Gati, Ohm Gati Bati Gati.'
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Outside of the Hokage office, Akihiko was stopped as Sakura bumped into him. Ino and Hinata pushed her.
"What do you want, Sakura-chan? Why didn't you visit me in the last 3 years, You forgot your teacher, huh?" Akihiko said as he patted her head.
"I-
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