Chapter 58: The Two Dipsh*ts Are Still Alive!?
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After making it a visible distance away, Lord Xiao, Lady Mu, Yan Mo, and various elders of the Devilduke Family shot their heads in Lucifer's direction. They immediately wondered why the 6th Young Master was found with the illustrious Fu Wen.
However, one person in particular was practically fuming at the top when he saw the gorgeous aunt standing beside a man other than himself!
This person was none other than Yan Mo! Someone who dared to have fantasies about his beautiful aunt!
In other words, he was a blazing pervert!
And of course, he was the first one to speak up about the arrival of Lucifer and Fu Wen.
"Ehh!? So the battle has become so easy that even trash like you is able to stay alive for so long!?"
Yan Mo strode up to the indifferent young man, exhibiting insane amounts of dispshitery!
"Elder brother Yan Mo." Lucifer stood his ground as he looked his second-oldest brother in the eye.
On the outside, this came off as quite the brave and stupid thing to do. But for him, it was simply another part he had to play in his long standing acting career.
It didn't take long for his efforts to bear fruit as Lord Xiao looked away from the Middle Golden Core Realm Corpses strewn throughout the war-torn battlefield. His piercing gaze immediately honed in on his sixth youngest son—someone who had started to show promise over the last few months.
With this in mind, Lord Xiao took heavy steps toward his sixth son. After making it a few feet away from him, he asked, "Why are you here? Are you not aware of the powerful forces currently attacking us?"
Even though Lucifer was not for certain, he could most definitely feel that his father held a small amount of disdain in his voice.
'It seems like this bastard father of mine is looking down on my intelligence…'
'Very well, then don't blame me for leading you and this family down the path of oblivion.'
Lucifer coldly smiled inside his mind before answering, "I was cultivating until just recently. But outside a Spiritual Cave, I saw the dead bodies of both Yan Xue and Yan Chao. I would've likely died myself, but I was lucky enough to meet Aunt over here! She was magnanimous enough to save me from the clutches of those evil bastards! I just feel sorrow for my brothe-"
"We're not dead, you fucking worm! And you're the one who did this to us!" Both Yan Xue and Yan Chao shouted in unison.
They walked out from behind their mother's. While doing so, they held onto their sides, attempting to alleviate some of the lingering pain from the earlier throws.
"Hmm… What da fu- I mean, I'm so glad to see that you're doing fine, dearest elder brothers of mine!"
Lucifer had in no way predicted this to happen, but what he was best at was going with the flow.
In quick succession, he slipped around his eyebrow-raised father, made it to the two brothers, and lightly tapped them on the shoulders. He did so unnoticed and as efficiently as possible.
Within half an instant, he scanned through their memories and realized what had happened for them to still be breathing.
'It looks like these two Dipshits were given some absurdly high-quality equipment by their tramp mothers! Fucking great!'
Lucifer always seemed to overlook the extravagance of dumb Dipshits, and that would likely be his undoing one of these days.
But for now, he tapped into their psyches with the soul string he left attached to them from their earlier battle.
Following this action, Lucifer subtly mind controlled the both of them, having them do and say whatever he wanted them to from this point onwards. However, even with this subtle control of their lives, he made sure to keep it on the line of undetectable and detectable.
The last thing Lucifer wanted was some powerful Golden Core Formation Expert like his father to begin fucking around with his plans.
After all was said and done, Lucifer utilized excellent and eloquent movements in order to circle around back to his father and silent mother. Thereafter, he put on the warmest smile he could muster and said, "What are you talking about, my dearest brothers!? To say such a thing about little ol me! With my meager strength, what could I hope to do against your overwhelming might!?"
Lucifer appeared honestly hurt over the 'ridiculous' drivel spoken by his elder brothers!
How could they say such a thing!?
Had he not been the best son and brother that any single person could ever hope and wish for!?
One would find themselves in a pickle if they were asked to find proof of him hurting even a fly! And yet these two brothers of his were speaking about the attempted murder of two fleshy human beings!
Truly preposterous!
These were the feelings that Lucifer conveyed in his expression as he extended his hands and made exaggerated hand motions.
One might think that this little charade would be incapable of fooling even a mentally handicapped chimpanzee. But fortunately for the eternal grind, all of his family members were dumber than the stupidest of monkeys!
'Say ooh ooh ah ah, bitches! Come on, fall for it!'
Lucifer chanted within his mind, waiting for the morons to take the bait.
"Oh, maybe you are right, younger brother… We truly were a little muddle headed after the Water Nation cultivators attacked us. But regardless of that fact, you must still learn to be more careful around these caring elder brothers of yours!"
Yan Chao was the first one to speak up. His voice was slightly apologetic in the beginning and then domineering and young-master-like toward the end.
Overall, the subtle brainwashing conducted by Lucifer was enough to have the two idiots at just the right level of character modulation. Which was to say that not a single person found their behavior all that suspicious.
That was especially the case when everyone recalled the various scandles that Yan Chao and Yan Xue always found themselves in.
On multiple occasions, they would be seen drinking and sleeping around with whoever they pleased. In other words, their words were worth about as much as horse dung smeared in dog shit!
It was also because of this fact that the mothers of both the men said nothing much when they told them of what Lucifer had done.
After all, who would believe that a young man in the Body Refinement Realm would be capable of defeating two middle-aged men in the Qi Condensation Realm!?
Was somebody trying to say that Lucifer managed to achieve a breakthrough into the Qi Condensation Realm so soon?
Impossible!
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