Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 275: AI problems.

After sex, naked.

As I quietly accommodate the heartbroken cat, Anna, the topic of defeating Eve resumes. For context, after being brutally cucked for two sessions straight, Anna apparently becomes frustrated with herself and turns on her other personality out of nowhere.

Now, she does get a few sloppy seconds, but since I'm partially to blame for using the slutty brat personality during all of it, so I'm lending her my lap right now.

Caressing her smooth, fluffy cat ears, I gently utter,

''How repulsing. Is this the behavior of a priestess under the goddess?''

''Mhm...!''

Moaning in bliss, the cat rubs her face even more passionately between my thighs, 'happy' energy oozing out of her every movement.

Yes.

My precious Anastasia has turned into a masochist with a humiliation fetish. No, she was a masochist before, but she hasn't been insulted like this... at all.

It was all me that got humiliated. So now, there are two bitches in the party. I don't know about Luna, though. She might be another one.

''Sylvia... berate me...''

Anna's face as she pleads is simply exquisite.

Nevertheless, all the sex stuff is out of the way, and by that, I mean my party members have been satisfied. They did spend a while without doing anything of the sort, after all.

We can now properly focus on the more heavy matters.

''Aight. Luna, you had something you wanted to tell us, right?''

I weave my hands together and put my elbows on the table, appearing serious. However, everybody has their eyes on my jiggle instead.

''...''

Okay, maybe I want to wear clothes now.

''How about this one? Are we going to leave her here?''

''Valid point, Agent Liana.''

On the ground, Dina is still spasming from all the things I did to her. Based on her expression, I don't think she is capable of intelligent thoughts, but... anyway.

Slapping a sound barrier around that thing, we continue our discussion.

''The AI?''

''Yes. We must have an automatic system to maintain the planet's orders.''

Pulling out a bit of divine power, Luna creates a hologram of [Aria] on her palm. The sphere isn't very detailed, but it's the first time I've seen this planet from an outside perspective.

''Currently, Eva is the one doing all of it. By replacing her with an automatic system, we can obtain her prowess in battle as well.''

I mean, it does make sense when I think about it. I remember Eva briefly mentioning that before, as well. What's with it?

''The person working on our planet's system is currently unavailable.'' Luna sighs.

''Ah, so that's it. Mhm... well, other problems aside, tell me more about the thing first. Why exactly do we have to manage those stuff in the first place?''

''The root cause is those extraterrestrial beings. They, as the cancer of the universe, aim for the destruction of all living and non-living. Under their chaotic influence, bizarre and deadly phenomena will occur if we don't fight against them.''

''...''

So everything is because of those little shits, huh. You know what? Another reason I want to fight now. I don't want Eva to be occupied all day after we marry, so.

Firing up, I continue asking Luna several more questions.

''Why don't we make that machine ourselves? We have divine power, no?''

With a slightly troubled expression, Luna ponders.

''Mhm... to explain this, we need to understand the root of divinity first.'' She says. ''Divinity doesn't just manifest into existence. Similar to mana, they are present in 'things,' so to say. The exact mechanism by which a divine entity can gain energy from improving its talent's proficiency is not known.''

''It's divinity. Don't question it.''

''Right. And... the amount of divinity stored at the core of the planet, where the activities are the most robust and vigorous, is staggering. We are currently drawing power from that place to repair or prevent the damages. In a way, you can consider the phenomena as 'diseases' and our prevention efforts as 'bandages.'''

Hm...

Upon using my cum-stained brain a bit more, I've realized the problem. Global-scale disasters need global-scale methods of intervention. Even if a deity like Eva is powerful, she can't possibly control the whole planet with a single thought. If there were someone like that, it would be 'that man' that Eva used to mention.

Either way, it seems we only have enough power to control those power currents. Accordingly, if we want a machine to do that, it would need to be incredibly elaborated and well-crafted. 

At some point, Luna has already pulled out a pair of glasses and a whiteboard. Why? I don't know.

''Now, let's talk about divine power. Fundamentally, it is the power used to manifest the not-real into reality. As you might have noticed, the more you know about what you want to manifest, the less energy is used. Basically, the more steps you skip, the more you will have to pay.''

Everyone nods like chickens. Only the barely recovered Dina is seemingly baffled at the incomprehensible sight.

''A standard AI used to manage a planet like ours is extremely complicated. Without extensive knowledge, no amount of divine power is enough to bring it to life from scratch.''

''So, the solution is...?''

''For everyone here to learn AI and build the machine together.''

Yup. That's what I thought.

Fuck me. Hahah. No, I'd rather be fucked. I didn't isekai myself for this. Granted, it was the cancer that killed me.

''Can't we simply increase our intelligence?''

Amidst all the sighing, Tina utters a rather rudimentary question. Although it might seem like a 'eureka!' moment, I suppose both Tina and I, along with everybody here, have realized that it doesn't work.

If we can do that in the first place, someone must have made themselves infinitely intelligent and ruled the whole multiverse by now. 

''Hah...''

Nevertheless, since it's something we have to do anyway, there's no help to it.

''Let's get to it right away. I think you guys can access the channel linking Eva and me with divine power, so there'll be internet for all of us.''

''W-Wait, what about me?!''

''Ah, you...''

Dina, huh. What should I do about this one?

Even though I did have a bit of fun with her, she is, at the end of the day, a terrible demon. As expected, do I toss her to the authorities of Azarel? Since they have been attacked by these things and all.

''Shouldn't we keep her?''

Right then, the cat, who has been planting herself between my thighs, perks up. Her round, azure eyes blink with an unreal naivety.

''What are you saying, Anna?'' I raise my brow. ''This one is a demon who took numerous lives. I was about to suggest a public execution.''

At this, Anna remains unfazed. She looks to the side meaningfully, then innocently replies,

''I know, Sylvia. But... it's useless if we let her die like that. Instead, you can suck her potent life force to get stronger. Let her taste her own medicine.''

''You mean... we keep her as an energy bank?''

''Yeah. Why not? I have no sympathy for the likes of her, so I consider such a life as privileged, even.''

Anna sneers at the succubus princess. 

''No, it's definitely a privileged life. Getting the hottest woman on the planet to ride on you in exchange for being treated as trash... that sounds like a good deal for me.''

'''' ... ''''

A bit aroused, yet mostly disgusted, my cat somehow seems brutal today. That thing seems pretty excited, though. I think she is addicted to doing it with me.

The sight is quite ridiculous, considering the things we did earlier. The roles have reversed, they say. Or should I call it 'winning in humiliation'?

Nevertheless, I have obtained a legitimate sex slave, I suppose.