Chapter 262 - Animal World
Chapter 262: Animal World
The old priest never thought of himself as a hero. Moreover, there were many times when he even forgot that he was a Taoist priest,
after all, he was someone who would sometimes even pronounce “Amitabha”as “Boundless heavenly venerate”.
He knew his own limits. He knew that he was just a small fry. Small Fry had their own ways of living. He understood and understood.
He could be a joke when he had nothing to do and adjust his life,
it was also a kind of self-awareness to force a joke when he did not have a joke.
He knew that he was useless. Other than the family’s talisman paper, he was useless.
Even the death attendant who was in charge of cleaning in the bookstore was similar to the floor-sweeping monk Li of the Shaolin Temple’s Scripture Collection Pavilion in the Old Priest’s eyes. Even if he was dragged out, he would still be able to beat him up.
A small figure also had the advantages of a small figure. When it was time to run away, you could run away. When it came to matters, others did not expect you to be able to withstand them, so you did not have to go and endure them. You would have a useful body and not have to be a hero. You would be happy and live a long life.
This was the old Daoist’s way of survival,
the world laughed at him, ridiculed him, and scorned him,
but in these seventy years, he had long seen through life, life, and work. The people who laughed at him were actually not as clear as he could see, nor did he live a real life.
The little monkey was behind him, still carrying the small schoolbag. His eyes were filled with tears.
The old Daoist supported himself with one hand on the telephone pole, barely supporting himself to stand. His body was already riddled with injuries.
In his knees, shoulders, calves, and other places, some of the injuries could even be seen with white bones inside.
Even when he was carried by Cao Cao last time, the old Daoist had not suffered such serious injuries.
For an ordinary person, a small character, to suffer a serious injury was truly a very difficult thing to bear. Don’t look at boss Zhou, who had often been in a coma for half a month, with his skin and flesh torn and torn so badly that it was unbearable to look at, but boss Zhou’s constitution was different, after waking up and recuperating for a while, he could still be alive and kicking.
This old Daoist did not receive such treatment,
but he still continued to persevere, standing in front of the little monkey.
It was unknown whether it was because the black shadow deliberately wanted to slowly ravage him, or because the old priest had pasted a talisman on his forehead to make the other party feel some fear,
in short..,
the Black Shadow did not finish him off cleanly,
instead, he fell into this kind of tug-of-war where he pulled a little wound over and over again.
As for the old priest..,
he could only be considered to be the passive party in this.
The Black Shadow attacked once again,
the old priest was punched heavily in the chest. His entire body was like a kite with a broken string. He flew backwards and crashed onto the ground. Blood began to flow out from the corner of his mouth, and he almost fainted.
“Damn it… or you can directly… kill this penniless priest… is it… interesting… for you to do this… bit by bit?
You keep going back and forth, in and out..,
do you think this penniless priest is a B * stard? !”
Even though he had been beaten up into such a miserable state, the old priest still did not spare him. Usually, he was quite sincere in front of Zhou Ze. He would even bring a broom and a mop out to contribute to “Striving for a hygienic city”when he made a mistake,
but this time, the old priest was not at all obedient. He even seemed to be a little one-track-minded.
It was just like when a fellow called Sun Xiaoqiang in Chengdu advised him to stop funding those ungrateful students in the mountains,
however, the old priest was still acting on his own,
people who seemed to have no principles simply did not meet the things that they wanted to insist on.
“Alright then… I’ll tell you this B * Stard… your work… is far worse than even my boss…”
The little monkey squatted beside the old Daoist, scratching its ears and cheeks anxiously. It even dug out a handful of mud from the flowerbed, intending to pee on it.
However, at this moment, the little monkey could not pee. The more it could not pee, the more anxious it became. The more anxious it was, the more it could not pee.
It began to hop around nonstop, trying to find a way but could not find it. If it was in its previous life, it would have been able to fight with its fierce appearance. However, in this life, it was still too young, and at this moment, it seemed to be a little too helpless.
The Black Shadow began to slowly walk over, as if it had been watching to see if the old Daoist would stand up. His behavior was indeed somewhat abnormal. Just as the old Daoist guessed, it seemed that he was really afraid of something.
Was he afraid of his talisman paper?
But wasn’t he a self-proclaimed righteous Daoist?
My Talisman Paper..,
would it work on him?
The Old Daoist was also somewhat confused,
but even though he was confused, he still had to stand up,
since he treated the little monkey as his own grandson, it was impossible for him to die behind him. It was just that the old priest tried his best, but he still could not stand up.
The Black Shadow came,
it seemed that he also let out a long sigh of relief,
then he raised his hand,
it was very narrow,
yes,
very narrow,
it was as narrow as a piece of paper, but it was extremely sharp, as if it could easily tear apart all obstructions.
The little monkey held the yin-yang book and slammed it to the ground. It even used its own feet to stomp on it.
Boss Zhou gave this thing to the little monkey for safekeeping,
the little monkey certainly knew that this was definitely a treasure,
but this treasure could not be of any use at the critical moment,
this feeling was like when you were trapped in the desert, with several boxes of rare treasures around you, but not a drop of water.
However, as you stepped on them,
a cat’s Meow suddenly came from the yin-yang book,
then..,
three beams of light of different colors shot out from the book and landed around them.
The black one was a black cat,
the green one was a python,
the yellow one was a weasel,
boss Zhou’s Animal World finally made its debut.
Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang’s voice seemed to ring in his ears:
“In this forest, summer has arrived. Weasels have started to come out to hunt for food. The snakes have also ended their hibernation. The fur of the Hunter’s house is lazy and listless.
“Here, you can see many animals. They inhabit here and live here. Together, they create the harmony and beauty that belongs to nature.
“Here, you can even see — f * ck the horses…”
The black shadow paused for a moment.
“Squeak squeak! ! ! !”
The little monkey shouted desperately at the three figures. No one knew what he was shouting, but animals, oh no, monsters should also have their own way of communication and language, so they should be able to understand the little monkey’s “Squeak squeak”.
At that moment..,
the black cat made a crouching position towards the black figure, ready to launch an attack.
After all, the Yin-yang book had long been recognized by Zhou Ze as its master. Although Zhou Ze, its master, did not know how to play it, the Black Cat, as the tool spirit, knew what it should do.
However, eighth aunt and Huang Assan appeared to be indifferent. The two even took the initiative to retreat a distance, indicating that it had nothing to do with me.
“Hehe, you actually want me to save you at this time?
What right do I have to save you?
All of you will die..,
it would be better if everyone in the bookstore died!”
“Huhuhuhuhu… Huhuhuhuhuhu…”
Yellow three continued to sleep. Although it was moving, its snoring still indicated that it had nothing to do with it.
Monkey seemed to be very angry. It continued to squeak. From its experience with the old Daoist, when it came to arguing and reasoning, it definitely stood out among the demons.
However, eighth aunt and yellow three were still unmoved.
Eighth aunt even sneered twice and said to the Black Shadow,
“Fellow Daoist, do your thing. I promise not to interfere.”
It was clear that he was watching the fire from the other side, and even wanted to cheer him on.
The Black Shadow turned his head slightly and glanced at the two monsters that were trying to escape the battle. He let out a strange laugh and said,
“Monsters, all must die!”
In the next moment..,
the sound of a flute rang out,
the Black Cat groveled on the ground in pain, and its tail, which had been raised high, wilted.
Huang Assan and eighth aunt were the same. They fell to the ground in great pain.
“You… You’re unreasonable…”eighth aunt cursed angrily.
At the same time..,
eighth aunt felt very wronged,
this time, she had come out to solve the problem of the younger generation,
but how could she be so unlucky?
First, the bookstore owner inexplicably copied the plot of the Golden Horn and silver horn king in journey to the west and took her in. Now that she had finally come out, she met another righteous person who couldn’t tolerate sand in his eyes.
“Demons, all must die!”
“Puff!”
A crack appeared on the Black Cat’s body. This was a wound, which meant that its soul had been torn open. However, the Black Cat suddenly pounced on it in the next moment and turned into a black lightning bolt, directly piercing through the Black Shadow.
However, the sound of the flute did not stop,
the Black Shadow reappeared in another direction.
“Let’s Go! We have no choice. He has locked onto our vital signs and has no intention of letting us escape!”
Huang Assan, who had been in “Big Dream”the whole time, said in a low voice. Then, he pounced on the Black Shadow. Eighth aunt did not hesitate any longer and took the initiative to charge forward.
When there was no choice..,
there really was no choice..,
even if he did not want to risk his life, he had to risk it!
The three demon souls were engaged in a stranglehold on the Black Shadow. The scene was once very chaotic.
However, every time the black shadow was torn apart and pierced through, it would reappear very quickly,
a human skin was him,
there were many human skins, which meant that he had many clones.
His main body must be nearby, but he had never appeared,
moreover, from the beginning until now, he had controlled several human skins to kill several people at the same time,
this was a kind of boldness,
it was also a kind of calm confidence.
He had taught this method to Xu Qinglang,
but Old Xu was only satisfied with cultivating to the point where he entrusted his parents’souls to the human skins to accompany him,
later on, he even became a chef.
The sound of the flute suddenly became heavier,
the quality of the black shadow seemed to be better than before,
the Black Cat was swept away, and its soul was almost transparent,
huang Assan and eighth aunt’s souls were also almost shattered.
If they could escape, they would have fled long ago, but the other party had no intention of letting them go. This feeling made them very sullen.
“Where’s that Ghost Messenger? Where the hell did he go!”
Eighth aunt suddenly shouted.
It was very funny,
at this time..,
eighth aunt actually called Zhou Ze, the guy she wished she could skin alive.
“Buzz!”
The Black Shadow attacked once again,
the three demon figures with weak auras had no choice but to grit their teeth and charge forward once again.
And on the side..,
the old priest’s mouth kept coughing up blood,
little Monkey was using his own flesh claw to help the old priest wipe,
at the same time, his other claw was holding his cell phone and kept calling Zhou Ze, but for some unknown reason..,
the voice that kept coming from the other end of the phone was:
“Sorry, the number you have dialed can not be connected for the moment, please redial later…”.
“Sorry! “The subscriber you dialed can not be connected for The moment, please redial later…”