Chapter 56
Little Hottie
Shanshan liked having a little brother. Excited, she grabbed the little boy’s hand forcefully. She spotted the indoor amusement park on the first floor of the mall and immediately said with glee, “Mum, let’s take little brother to the amusement park, okay?”
Leng Yejin’s cheek twitched slightly.?‘Amusement park?’ He began to scream internally and became utterly flustered.
But he kept his composure as he raised his little head and gave Ye Mei a look. ‘Come to my rescue this instant!’
Long Yan and Ji Yiming turned their backs on him at once. Their backs and shoulders were shaking as they held back their laughter.
Receiving the order, Ye Mei immediately said, “Little Ye is still young. The amusement park is safe enough for children Shanshan’s age, but not Little Ye.”
Shanshan immediately said, “It’s alright. I can take little brother to the slide and trampoline. We can even take the kiddie ride. I’ll keep little brother safe. Mum, what do you say?”
Tong Lu thought for a moment and said, “Why don’t we let the kids spend some time there?”
Leng Yerong picked up his ‘son’. “My Little Ye doesn’t really like amusement parks. Why don’t you take Shanshan there and I take Little Ye home?”
Shanshan pouted. All she wanted was to get close to this little child.
Leng Yejin urged his cousin with a grim look in his eyes. He was afraid it would be too late to escape. ‘Get me out of here right now!!!’
“Shanshan, we’ll take Little Ye out to play someday, okay?”
All Tong Lu could do was comfort her daughter. She could tell that this child was spoiled and difficult. Shanshan snorted frustratedly. “Fine. If little brother doesn’t like going to amusement parks, we can go home and I’ll teach him how to play with toy blocks.”
But as it turned out, her charisma did not work at all. The little child did not even want to play with toy blocks. She wondered if her charm had waned. In the kindergarten, a lot of boys really liked her. That ought to leave a mark on Shanshan’s tiny heart. She was unhappy. ‘No way. I must find a way to get along with Little Ye.’
——
Back in the Leng residence, inside the study, the door was shut tight. Miniature Leng Yejin sat in his chair as usual. Ye Mei elevated the seat and added a stool on top of it while holding back her laughter. After a torturous morning, the miniature god finally returned to his office desk and regained the domineering confidence of his usual self.
Across the desk, Leng Yerong covered the corner of his lips with a fist, trying hard to hold back his laughter as well. “I really didn’t mean to call you my son, but how could you let Miss Tong stay home? Did she really hold you in her arms while you peed?”
On their way home, Tong Lu kept telling him about how difficult it was for her to make his son go to the toilet, and that it was truly a great feat to finally make the child pee. Leng Yerong had a hard time holding back his laughter and not losing his sh*t.
“Right, big brother. If I knew this would happen, I would have definitely dashed into the house to rescue you,” Long Yan said, even though it was too late for that now.
“Do not mention that again!”
Miniature Leng Yejin glared at the four of them from the corner of his eye. He was worried that his menacing glare was not sufficient, so he added fiercely, “If any of you dares to bring it up again, I’ll kill you to keep you quiet!”
“Big brother, why don’t I take the time to give you a full-body checkup? Back then, you never let me examine you when you’re like this. Truth to be told...” Ji Yiming held back his grin and said, “There’s nothing to be ashamed of. You just became smaller. Perhaps I could find the reason behind your transformation and cure you.”
“You’ve said this for two years. Have you found any useful cure so far? No!” Leng Yejin’s nose flared, as if he was about to breathe fire. He shut his eyes frustratedly. “What time is it?”
“Eleven in the morning.” Ye Mei straightened up sternly and said, “Your transformation took place at midnight. This effect will last for twenty-four hours, which means you have to spend thirteen more hours like this.”