Chapter 467: 441: Assisting Attack Arrives (Birthday + Update)
Chapter 467: Chapter 441: Assisting Attack Arrives (Birthday + Update)
In the dead and silent dormitory, there once was such a past incident.
One day, Shi Touyu read a slightly erotic novel and asked Boss Qian, “Is this really what it feels like, just like it’s written in the book?”
At that time, Boss Qian just pushed her glasses and said with deep meaning, “There is a difference between don’t don’t and don’t don’t.”
At that time, Shi Touyu and Da Yi thought it was especially mysterious and a little shy, and they felt a little different about Boss Qian. In their hearts, Boss Qian must be very… that kind of person.
After acting cool, Boss Qian also secretly raised her middle finger. Could she tell her friends that she wanted to have sex but was interrupted by Aunt Flow? She could only pretend to be experienced and calmly educate everyone about it.
However, at this moment, the content of the lesson stirred up a thousand thoughts in Da Yi’s heart.
What Yu Mingyi said about her taking it off actually meant for her to take off her home clothes and lift up the autumn shirt inside so that he could massage and stretch her waist and then apply a medicinal patch.
But Da Yi obviously had endless wild thoughts because of the word “dui.”
She blushed and lay on the bed, struggling with her thoughts intensely.
“Daddy!”
The innocent call of the child immediately made Yu Mingyi turn and leave, and Da Yi buried her face in the pillow.
What on earth was she thinking about? The child was still at home, how could she be like this?
“Panpan, what’s wrong? Didn’t I tell you not to stand on the chair and look downstairs? It’s dangerous.”
“Grandma is here!” Panpan stood on the living room chair, pointing downstairs. Yu Mingyi looked, and it was true; his mother had come.
Da Yi lay on her bed, regretting her colorful thoughts, and didn’t hear Panpan say that Grandma was here. She quickly sent a text message to Boss Qian while lying on the pillow.
Actually, she didn’t know what to say. Boss Qian’s birthday was the youngest among them, but she was indeed the boss of the dead and silent dormitory. She wanted to tell her everything that was on her mind.
Da Yi sent only a few words: What should I do?
Xiao Qian replied almost immediately with just a few words: Broken Window Theory.
Da Yi, who was personally trained by Xiao Qian, was not a level that ordinary freshmen could compare to, and she immediately thought of the materials Xiao Qian had asked her to read.
The Broken Window Theory is a criminology theory. A building with a few broken windows, if not repaired in time, may be vandalized and have more windows broken by those who want to cause damage. Eventually, they may even break into the building and, if they find it uninhabited, settle there or start a fire.
If a wall has some graffiti that hasn’t been cleaned off, it will soon be covered with various unsightly things. A sidewalk with a few scraps of paper will soon have more garbage, and eventually, people will simply throw their trash on the ground without a second thought.
Xiao Qian thought Da Yi and Yu Mingyi had already done it, so she used these words to imply Da Yi should go with the flow, from don’t don’t, to smoothly transition to don’t don’t.
Of course, there was also a bit of teasing between friends, but the clever Boss Qian failed to see that Da Yi was very pure. Stimulated by Boss Qian, Da Yi immediately thought of that aspect.
Was Boss Qian… encouraging her to do that?
Da Yi held her cell phone, her face flushed red.
She quickly sent another message: How should I break it?
Xiao Qian was still immersed in the sorrow of being the only pure one among them. Seeing the message Da Yi sent, she forcibly interpreted it as Da Yi asking how to satisfy Second Brother Yu.
Xiao Qian couldn’t tell her that her experience was from the distant memories of her past life. Moreover, Ming Lang didn’t need to have any hookups with her from the past life or now. That wasn’t the point. The point was that Boss Qian decided to pretend to be experienced and knowledgeable.
She replied to Da Yi with one word, showing her domineering nature.
Push!!!
After seeing the message, Da Yi stared at the three exclamation marks for a few seconds and then burst into red.
Poor Second Brother Yu was wronged. What he said was very innocent, but Boss Qian’s assistance opened a door in the depths of Da Yi’s heart that couldn’t be described.
As Da Yi was looking at the three exclamation marks, she heard noise outside and hurriedly got up, enduring the pain in her waist to move out.
“Where is everyone?” Mother Yu asked as soon as she walked in.
“She’s lying down.”
“Aunt, hello.” Da Yi pushed the door and greeted Mother Yu.
“Don’t stand there, lie down quickly. Let me wash my hands and give you- inject some needles. Seriously, Second Brother, you’re already married; how can you still be so clumsy…” Mother Yu changed her shift specially today to come and see her.
“What does that have to do with being married?” Second Brother Yu was completely baffled.
How would he know that Mother Yu immediately thought of something bad when she heard Old Second ask what to do for his daughter-in-law who couldn’t move due to a strained waist last night?
She tossed and turned, woke up Father Yu who was already asleep, and demanded that he talk to the children about technical skills and pass on the experiences of the older generation, almost causing Father Yu to collapse from anger.
How could he bring that up!
But Mother Yu was even more ruthless; if the father wouldn’t say it, would the mother have to? It’s okay if she didn’t say anything about Old Four; she had made arrangements with the canteen and had given Ming Lang some nourishing soup from time to time. As for Ming Lang’s nosebleeds, they also probably had something to do with it, although Mother Yu didn’t know that she had ruined her good son with her actions.
But now she was most worried about Second Brother. He was always a bit awkward and clumsy; how could he handle relationships with people? Mother Yu had heard all about how he got together with Da Yi.
Now that he’s added rough movements and poor technique, what’s next? Is he going to be single for a lifetime?
Mother Yu decided on the spot to change her shift and come personally!
“Mom, what’s wrong with your eyes? Didn’t you get enough rest?” Yu Mingyi noticed that his mother seemed to have dark circles under her eyes and looked like she hadn’t slept well.
With a fierce look from Mother, “Isn’t it all because of you! Get out of the way, don’t block me from washing my hands!”
Father Yu was also very angry for being pestered for no reason. You see, he was sleeping soundly, snoring and dreaming, when the old woman kicked him onto the floor without any explanation and started scolding him. She even dared to question whether there was a problem with Father Yu’s genes for their children.
This was absolutely unbearable. So Father Yu proved that the children’s issues had nothing to do with him…