Chapter 248: Steve
Chapter 248: Steve
I have to say, the Joestar family's estate is quite extensive.
Centered around the Joestar mansion, a large area surrounding it belongs to them.
Even the mountain range where Fang Mo is located is, in a strict sense, the Joestar family's private territory, so Fang Mo can do whatever he wants without issue.
As long as he doesn't send the entire mountain into the sky or create a massive floating island or something, no one will intervene.
Fang Mo indeed didn't create a floating island.
After all, he's almost sick of playing with floating islands in this game.
He simply used Dusk Thorns to create a natural barrier around the mountain range.
This place is already the Joestar family's private territory. With the Dusk Thorns as a barrier, it's enough to keep out ordinary people. If needed, Ah Xue could also set up a magical barrier or something.
Fang Mo himself can't create barriers.
That's just how it is; he hasn't drawn any magic-related modules yet.
What he said earlier about teaching Dio and Jonathan magic was all nonsense. Honestly, even Fang Mo himself hasn't figured out what he could teach them when they come over tomorrow.
He can't possibly teach them hellish jokes, can he?
Jonathan may not have much talent, but Dio is promising.
At that time, he could just throw the Stone Mask onto Dio, have him carry a drawing board and paint pens to Germany to take art classes, and then fail the course or something. Then, the way the Germans greet each other will turn into a JoJo pose, accompanied by a "wryyyy" sound. If they can't do it, they'll be turned into undead.
The most amazing thing is... based on this timeline, Dio could actually make it in time, can you believe it?
What concentration camp?
That's called the Imperial Blood Bank, okay?
Dio would definitely eat until his mouth is full, yet still feel somewhat unsatisfied.
Vampire: Uh-oh, we've run into a vampire.
Although Fang Mo currently can't do such a disgraceful thing, just thinking about the scene makes him laugh. He loves this kind of trolling, and it also reminded him of an anime called "Hellsing," which is also about vampires.
Of course, the Vampire King in "Hellsing," Alucard... is much more impressive than Dio, okay?
As Fang Mo got lost in thought, half a day had already passed.
In the end, it was Ah Xue who pushed open the door and walked out, snapping him back to reality.
"Awake?"
Fang Mo looked up at Ah Xue, "How do you feel?"
"It's a strange feeling, hard to describe. I feel a bit sour in my stomach," Ah Xue walked over to Fang Mo and sat beside him, smiling softly, "But how should I put it? Maybe it's because you're the master... so Ah Xue doesn't dislike it."
"Thanks for your hard work."
Upon hearing this, Fang Mo also smiled and gently rubbed Ah Xue's head.
However, at that moment, Ah Xue glanced down and saw a teacup in Fang Mo's other hand. Noticing the ginger slices floating on top, she paused, "Master, you are still... drinking that?"
"Cough cough, that has nothing to do with you."
Seeing her reaction, Fang Mo threw the cup far away, where it disappeared like a shooting star, "I mainly ate some Indian food for breakfast and messed myself up. It has nothing to do with you. After all, it was Tikka Masala... cooked by some punk."
"Really?"
Ah Xue moved closer to Fang Mo, somewhat skeptical, "Master... you must not lie to Ah Xue."
"Ah... um..."
Fang Mo's gaze shifted.
"So it is because of me after all?" Seeing Fang Mo's expression, Ah Xue also sighed somewhat helplessly, "Master, I'm sorry..."
"Silly child, I don't blame you."
Hearing this, Fang Mo also smiled and pulled her into his arms, "I see all your efforts. Don't worry, I've now found a way to not mess up no matter what."
"What is it?"
Ah Xue didn't resist, but obediently leaned in closer.
"Of course it's by using the abilities of custom Steve!" Fang Mo proudly said with his head held high. "Didn't expect it, did you? I've canceled my skin, truly solving the problem once and for all. Don't call me 'Master' anymore; remember to call me Pi Xiu Brother."
"..."
After hearing this, Ah Xue was dumbfounded, like a puppet, just frozen in Fang Mo's arms.
"How is it?"
Fang Mo was rather cheerful, holding Ah Xue and playfully saying, "Isn't your Brother Fang amazing?"
"Won't you...explode then?"
Ah Xue hesitated before asking, "Although I know you are the god of this realm, possessing unimaginable powers, to be honest... What you just said has somewhat upended my understanding. According to what I've learned in these twelve years, the human body has its limits. Will you eventually explode like a Creeper?"
"Retreat from more monsters and be like a Creeper, huh?"
Hearing this, Fang Mo couldn't help but make a snide comment, "So by that logic, I should also get struck by lightning. Who knows, maybe it will unlock some 'Shit Module' or something..."
"Eh..."
Hearing this, Ah Xue blinked in confusion, and then burst out laughing for some reason.
"What are you laughing at?"
Fang Mo asked.
"Nothing, just felt that you're really gentle, Master,"
Ah Xue covered her small face and said, "Although it seemed strange at first glance, the more I get to know you, the more I understand what kind of person the real 'Master' is."
"I can't help it. It would be pretty boring if I kept acting perverse, right?"
Upon hearing this, Fang Mo also laughed and shrugged his shoulders.
Anyway, after making some jokes, the atmosphere between the two became much better than before.
Ah Xue also clenched her small fists, indicating that she would continue to work hard to perfectly control all the cold air as soon as possible, so that Fang Mo would no longer need to drink ginger tea to keep warm every day.
After that,
The two also built a new nest for the Ender Dragon.
The nest is primarily constructed of obsidian, and it's more appropriate to call it a huge lair rather than a nest.
Previously, when they were in the Marvel world, Fang Mo had used a lot of gold blocks to show off and hit people. Now, he could use this gold to make coins as a bed for the Ender Dragon. In addition to that, there's a heap of emeralds. Fang Mo currently has no shortage of such items, so they could use them as they please.
The Ender Dragon clearly also really liked this new lair.
Piles of glittering gold, along with countless emeralds mixed in, filled the lair. The Ender Dragon was now staying in its nest and wouldn't come out, even burying its head deep into the pile of gold, leaving only its tail wiggling outside.
"By the way, Ah Xue,"
Seeing the Ender Dragon's excited appearance, Fang Mo patted its head and turned to Ah Xue beside him: "When you have time, set up a barrier around this mountain. It doesn't have to be high-level, just something to block ordinary people."
"Master, about that..."
Unexpectedly, Ah Xue shook her head: "I'm afraid I can't do /Bleam
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