Reborn with Steve Stand

Chapter 328: [Sponsored]: Longbow of the Heavens

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"I see..."

Fang Mo nodded and asked, "Then, can I go to the bathroom again?"

"You're going too far!!!"

Nick Fury immediately shouted.

"The King of Agents can only tolerate this much?" Fang Mo joked, "I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush, I'll bring you back a black horse after I'm done with the bathroom..."

"Not Red Horse?"

Nick Fury retorted.

"Hahaha, what's with this damn empathy of yours?" Fang Mo couldn't help but laugh, "But sorry, it's really not this time. I'm planning to bring you a black-hearted horse, and this horse has a unique skill that goes well with you, which is horse riding..."

"I've said that was just an accident..."

Nick Fury held his forehead.

"Yes, yes, yes, I understand, I understand all," Fang Mo laughed and waved his hand: "Anyway, you just like black animals, right? Speaking of which, my daughter recently asked about you, saying she wants to play horse riding with Uncle Nick, but I strictly refused because I'm worried your body can't handle it..."

"My health isn't that bad, is it?"

Nick Fury said, "If she wants to play, let her come to me, I quite like that little one."

"Are you sure?"

Fang Mo raised his eyebrows: "Alright, since you've said so, I'll bring her to you. Oh, and Rocket, send me the coordinates."

"Just come to my place first."

Before Rocket Raccoon could speak, Stark's voice sounded, "My building has been repaired. It's a good time to take these interstellar friends to visit and show them the high-tech from Earth."

About half an hour later.

The Avengers had returned to Stark Tower.

At the moment, they were chatting with a few members of the Rocket team. Stark and Rocket Raccoon got along very well, both being geniuses in high-tech research, constantly spouting professional jargon that no one else could understand.

Nick Fury was inquiring Drax about Ronan, while the latter was excitedly introducing his weapon... which was a frying pan.

Captain America is looking bewildered as he introduces himself to Groot.

As for Star-Lord?

This interstellar old boy is completely captivated by Natasha, currently like a 'father figure' incarnate, constantly displaying his comedic charm in an attempt to attract the renowned Black Widow.

Natasha, for her part, doesn't discourage him, just smilingly coaxing various kinds of talk out of him.

But just then, Hawkeye suddenly speaks up.

"Director, Fang Mo is here."

Hawkeye's expression is a bit strange: "But now, I'm a bit worried about your health..."

"What do you mean?"

Nick Fury is slightly startled.

Before he can figure out what that means, a small black dot suddenly appears in the distant sky, rapidly enlarging.

Soon, everyone notices this scene.

As everyone watches, the black spot in the sky has already flown right in front of them.

The Ender Dragon, with its wings fully spread, appears like a purple-black lightning bolt flying from afar. Its speed is so fast that even the air can't keep up, leaving behind a long, pale white void that stretches far into the distance.

Before people can react.

The Ender Dragon has already arrived above Stark Tower.

Its huge body abruptly stops in less than 0.01 seconds, completing a sudden transition from extreme speed to stillness, startling everyone.

But in the next second.

The vacuum tunnel behind the Ender Dragon collapses with a bang.

Countless air compresses and refills the space, exploding like a tidal wave. Rows of pale white air waves roar from afar to near, causing a series of deafening booms in mid-air.

Then everyone feels a gust of wind.

Even the exterior glass of Stark Tower is shattered.

Fortunately, the howling wind doesn't last long. As the sonic boom subsides, the wind quickly disappears, and the Ender Dragon slowly lands on the rooftop, curiously observing everyone with its upright purple eyes.

When it spots the pitch-black Nick Fury, it excitedly roars and brings its head closer.

But its size is now a bit exaggerated.

Nick Fury tries hard but still gets knocked over by it.

"See, I told you it missed you."

With that, Fang Mo, holding Ah Xue, jumps down from the dragon's back: "Look how happy it is, it must want to play horseback riding with you..."

"So what exactly did you feed it, why has it grown so fast?"

Nick Fury stands up from the ground, tidying his clothes, and can't help but ask: "I also fed it a lot of good things, but it hardly grew at all."

"I told you dragons can't be fed fried chicken..."

"Are you done yet?"

"Ha ha, okay then, I'll tell the truth." Fang Mo laughs: "Actually, it's quite strange, I just went to the bathroom, and when I came back it was like this."

"Really?"

Nick Fury nodded while stroking the head of the Ender Dragon, saying, "Then I can understand."

"Oh, right."

Fang Mo suddenly slapped his forehead: "I almost forgot, you guys left this guy in Sokovia."

After saying that, Fang Mo snapped his fingers, and accompanied by a pale blue spatial mist, an enraged Hulk fell out, roaring furiously with a ferocious face: "Thor! Hulk hates thunder!!!"

Almost the next second, Hulk immediately charged towards Thor.

"Wait... wait!"

Seeing this, Thor's face changed slightly, and he hurriedly waved his hands: "Big guy... no, Hulk! It wasn't me, I can't produce lightning that powerful!"

"?"

Hulk, who had grown up, listened to Thor's explanation and didn't attack immediately, but looked at him skeptically.

"It was him!"

Faced with Hulk's suspicion, Thor straightforwardly sold out Fang Mo and pointed at him, saying, "I am the God of Thunder of Asgard... but I would call him the God of Thunder of Midgard!"

"Really?"

Hulk looked skeptical.

"Of course, it's true." Thor quickly smiled: "We are both Avengers and friends, why would I lie to you? Don't believe me? Ask someone else?"

Hulk thought about it, feeling Thor made sense, so he turned his head to Natasha nearby and asked, "Really?"

"It's really true."

Natasha nodded helplessly upon seeing this.

Hulk, hearing this, turned his head again to look at the cheerful Fang Mo, then suddenly fell silent.

However, soon his face showed a painful expression, and he growled lowly. His body rapidly shrank as if Banner was fighting for control of the body. Soon, Hulk disappeared, replaced by Dr. Banner, who lay unconscious on the ground.

Hulk's oversized shorts, like a blanket, covered most of Banner's body.

"This big green kid is pretty sensible."

Seeing this, Fang Mo nodded: "Yeah, next time we have a chance, let's give him a pair of indestructible elastic shorts..."

"So, aren't you going to introduce us to this person beside you?"

The conversation had just ended when Stark spoke up. He had finished talking with Rocket Raccoon and came over: "This lady looks really beautiful. So, what's your relationship with her?"

"Hello, my name is Ah Xue, and I am the master's fema..."

Ah Xue didn't mind and was about to introduce herself, but Fang Mo interrupted her.

"She's my personal assistant."

Fang Mo smiled and raised his eyebrows at Stark: "As everyone knows, a personal assistant is a very important position, others shouldn't have designs on a personal assistant..."

"This..."

Stark was slightly stunned after hearing this, but he quickly responded: "Okay, I thought you practiced magic to maintain virginity."

"I've said that magic is omnipotent, and virgin magic is just a small part of it," Fang Mo spread his hands: "If you really want to say that, there's a small branch in magic called 'Lust Mark'..."

"Alright, stop talking."

Stark immediately gestured to stop him: "Please don't display your extensive knowledge of magic here..."

"I have a suggestion."

Just then, Captain America also spoke up: "How about we all go grab some food together, just like after our last team action... I think it would be nice if we could keep this tradition."

"Good idea."

Hawkeye nodded in agreement: "It's a great opportunity to introduce our 'alien' friends to Earth's cuisine."

"So, are we going to that Turkish kebab place again?"

Stark asked.

"Let's not," Thor shook his head: "Midgard surely has better restaurants than that. We are the Avengers, can't we go to a place with better taste?"

"How about we just invite a couple of chefs over here?"

Fang Mo suggested: "Look, Stark's place is pretty big, we can all eat casually here, I'll take care of the ingredients, you guys just close your eyes and enjoy..."

So, following Fang Mo's suggestion.

Stark Tower's top floor soon turned into a private restaurant.

It was rare for everyone to arrive together. Stark quickly called his girlfriend Pepper Potts, as well as War Machine Rhodes. Captain America also brought Falcon Sam, and even Nick Fury got Hill and Coulson to come. In short, everyone chatted and ate together in a harmonious atmosphere.

Of course, except for the fact that Fang Mo insisted on making everyone eat preserved eggs with vinegar

After everyone had finished their meal, Fang Mo stood up, briefly bid farewell to the group, indicating that he might have to leave for a while again.

"So you can't wait to go to the toilet after eating, huh?"

Not long after the meal, Nick Fury took the initiative to approach Fang Mo: "How many years will it be this time?"

"What kind of thing is that to say? Is that how people talk?"

Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "You should know how much of a headache I am, right? When I'm gone, you should be happy. Otherwise, today it's Sokovia that's gone, tomorrow it might be Mount Everest. I'm contributing to the protection of the Earth in my own way"

"No one can make 'bringing disaster to the world' sound as fresh and refined as you do."

Nick Fury touched his forehead: "But speaking of which... that universal overlord named Thanos, now that all his subordinates have been killed by you, he won't let it go easily, right? Why don't you hold off for a while?"

"Oh, you mean that guy?"

Fang Mo waved his hand indifferently: "He doesn't have a single Infinity Stone now, and with the King of Asgard and the Sorcerer Supreme of Earth around, even with a hundred times the courage, he wouldn't dare invade Earth. Besides, I've wiped out all his subordinates..."

"Is that so?"

Nick Fury nodded thoughtfully: "Then Stark and I don't need to go..."

"What do you think?"

Fang Mo asked, staring at him.

"Alright." Nick Fury seemed calm, as if he had already guessed it: "So how long will we wait?"

"Probably until I return next time."

Fang Mo thought for a moment and said, "But you can start preparing. I still have some things to deal with here and won't leave immediately. It's to give you time to arrange work."

"It's actually fine for me, after all, I'm already a dead man."

Nick Fury said: "But Tony might be busy. Dumping all his mess on Miss Potts, he's probably going to be scolded horribly."

"It's not too bad."

Fang Mo shrugged indifferently: "It's like experiencing the work of our ancestors"

After ending his conversation with Nick Fury, Fang Mo quickly left Earth. He returned directly to Asgard through the Bifrost Bridge with Thor. As mentioned before, he now had a total of seventeen Lucky Blocks. Currently, his luck was the best in Asgard, so even just for drawing cards, he had to make a trip there.

After greeting Odin and Frigga, Fang Mo followed the routine of bathing and changing clothes, paying respects to various gods, from Pangu to Azathoth. He worshipped all that could be worshipped and said all that needed to be said.

Perhaps it was the metaphysical aura of Asgard, or something else. Anyway, when Steve right-clicked to open the first Lucky Block, a blinding multicolored brilliance shot up into the sky. To be honest, Fang Mo was stunned, as he had never seen such a thing himself.

Then, in the next second, a bow appeared out of thin air in Steve's inventory. It was a divine bow emitting a dark blue ghostly light, looking profoundly mysterious.

"F*ck! Longbow of the Heavens!!!"