Reject Humanity, Return to Monke

Resident Income:

DP: 30,952

EXP: 14,933

DP: 1,726 => 32,678

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Name: Jionni

Age: 0

Gender: Male

Race: Gorilla (Hybrid)

Class: Colossus

Level: 21

Exp: 9863 / 21000

HP: 10360 / 10360

MP: 2930 / 2930

Str: 127 (+213) => 340

Vit: 172 (+170) => 342

End: 137 (+162) => 299

Agi: 79 (+80) => 159

Dex: 91 (+95) => 186

Int: 82 (+125) => 207

Wis: 81 (+125) => 206

Cha: 56 (+10) => 66

Luc: 1

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It was the next day, and I was getting ready for the trip back to Catalina's Dungeon. I bought a bunch of stuff from the Dungeon Market, ranging from food, household appliances, and entertainment items.

I even included some sex toys, since I'm pretty sure Catalina would want some of those.

As I was about to depart, however, something clung to my leg and I looked at the offender. Domino was grabbing my log of a leg with a tightened grip, grumbling from her mouth as she refused to let go.

"Domino?" I grabbed her arms and gently tugged her off. Kneeling on the ground as I made eye contact with the little girl, I placed my hand on her head, gently combing her hair. "Do you want to come along?"

She nodded meekly as she basked in my touch, her head leaning into my palm as if it was some kind of magnet to her head. Chuckling at the scene, I stood up and grabbed her by the waist, hefting her up into my shoulders as she let out a tiny yelp due to how sudden it was.

"Alright, I'll let you come along and meet Mama. You better behave, otherwise, I'm sending you back here, okay?" She nodded with a bright smile… Well, as much as her neutral face could do, at least.

Heading through the Master's Path I had the Dungeon generate, we spent the trek in silence, both of us just relishing in the comfort our warmth gave each other.

"Excited to see Mama again?" Domino nodded and I chuckled, her arms wrapping around my head as she gave me a hug with her tiny body. "That reminds me, is there someone staying behind in the Dungeon Core Room?"

"Yes… I called Gong…" Humming at her words, I tickled her sides, the little girl eliciting gasps from the tickle torture as she hung on my shoulder for dear life.

"You should've told me earlier, not that I would've minded." I grinned, and Domino pouted at me, her heels hitting against the left side of my chest as her legs swung in the air. "Anyway, before we go there, we need to call Drake. Request a primate to go wake him him up, if he is asleep, that is."

Domino nodded and opened the Dungeon Menu. A brief call between her and a primate went on as I continued walking through the damp passageway.

The call ended, and Domino gave me a thumbs-up, and I rubbed her head with my hand while making sure she didn't fall off, her body hugging my head as she let out a mewl.

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"… Why…? I was about to fall asleep..." Drake grumbled as he yawned, already wearing what seemed to be his regular clothes, which consisted of a plain black T-shirt, jeans, and white sneakers. "By the way, thanks for these. You have no idea how much I wanted to feel soft fabric clothes again."

"Why? Do tunics not impress you?" He grumbled more and gave me a look.

"They're itchy!" Drake stomped his feet, the ground beneath his feet caving in slightly due to his strength. "This world has the equivalent of dark ages technology with a motherfucking internet with a speed that would make the slowest internet provider in our time cringe!"

I chuckled, and he continued to grumble, mostly because I inserted something into his schedule.

"Anyway, what does your girlfriend want again?" He yawned once more, scratching the top of his head as tears came out of his eyes. "And why do I need to come with you?"

"Because her residents want to meet with us. They want to thank us, apparently, and no way am I missing out on getting laid again." I smiled and Drake snarled at me, while Domino tilted her head due to not understanding the adult talk that was going on between us two.

"You lucky bastard." Drake grabbed my free shoulder and gave me a glare that could kill the weak-willed, which soon turned to admiration. "Teach me your ways."

"Go to the brothel and have an alraune take away your virginity. At least, the human-like ones." Drake looked like he had eaten a lemon, and I cackled at his expression. "Oh man, you should see the look on your face!"

"Shut up." Drake let go of my shoulder and tucked his hands into his pockets as we continued down the road, heading towards the passageway that led to the Monster Town.

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"So, any heads up on what the residents of the Dungeon beyond reactions would be like?" Drake tapped his finger on the side of his head as he stared at the portal under the arche.

"Be ready for anything?" I shrugged and unhesitatingly stepped through the portal, with Drake following me. The two of us decided not to bring any guards with us just to show that we came in peace.

That, and with Drake around, I don't think that would be necessary.

Moving through the portal was like traversing through a giant passageway, which reminded me too much of the void I was in after I died, but there was an exception.

There was light at the end of the tunnel, something that wouldn't exist in the void because, in general, the void is nothing. Nothing can exist there, and nothing remains there, but for some reason, souls of the deceased, gather there after their mortal bodies die… At least, that's what I believe.

I didn't meet any other deceased souls during my time in the void, so that assumption might as well be null and void…

I facepalmed.

"Jionni? What are you doing?" Drake noticed my action, as well as Domino, who was looking at me with a confused face, her head tilting slightly to the side.

"Don't worry, I just unknowingly made a pun." At that, Drake chuckled, and we continued on moving through the dark passageway, Domino barely concealing her excitement at the thought of seeing her Mama again. 'And then me and Catalina will have some sexy times, so it's up to Drake to be her uncle while I have some fun with kitty… Damn, I sound like an asshole.'

Not that I regret being one. I'm still jealous of Drake being an OP bastard, but I'll let that go seeing that he has a bunch of dark backstories that I don't want to happen to me.

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Stepping out of the portal, the three of us found ourselves in a busy area with a lot of monsters, humans, and demi-humans going about their business, either just passing by, or unloading shipments of cargo after traveling through the other portals surrounding the area.

"First time I see this place bustling with activity." I mused, and Drake beside me nodded.

"That's because we were in an emergency last time." Turning around, I saw Catalina strutting about with a smile on her face, the smile growing brighter once she saw Domino perched atop my shoulder with an equally bright smile.

For Domino's standards, at least…

"Lina, it's great to see you." The catwoman in question approached the three of us, flanked by two feline guards fully kitted out with high-quality armor and weaponry.

"And you as well, Jion." She cupped my chin and gave me a kiss, Drake beside me crying tears of blood.

"Fuck you Jionni… Fuck youuuu…" Catalina let go of my lips after a few seconds of affection, and we both chuckled at Drake's jealousy.

"I can arrange for you to go have some fun in our brothels, if it so pleases you." In his response, Drake shook his head and went silent, some grumbling once again coming from his mouth. Catalina couldn't help but laugh at that. "I'm sure that a lot of my people would bed someone like you."

Drake continued grumbling.

"Anyway, Domino, go on, greet your Mama." Catalina looked at the girl in question, and in her vast expanse of wisdom gathered in her mind, the catwoman squealed and snatched the little girl off of my shoulders.

"Oh my god! You are cute, no matter how many times I see you!" Being crushed in her breasts, Domino struggled to get away from the weapons of mass destruction, to us men at least, and gasped for air as she escaped.

"Mama… Scary…" She quickly jumped off and clung to my leg once more, the comical scene of Catalina crying coming into view.

All I could do was laugh at the scene and relish in Catalina's amusing reaction.

"Anyway, the residents are waiting for us, right?" Catalina nodded, and I grinned.. "Well then, let's go meet them."