Chapter 86: Thread 11: Kisaragi Tsukasa's Triumph
1: Anonymous Explorer
Thread to discuss UNKNOWN (Real name: Kisaragi Tsukasa), an EX-rank explorer.
Feel free to talk about both his dungeon explorations and the streams on Kisaragi Tsukasa's channel.
Previous thread:
[EX-rank Explorer] UNKNOWN Part 144 [Kisaragi Tsukasa Channel]
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Next thread should be created by whoever hits post 950.
If you can't manage it, let someone else know early.
The previous thread filled up fast, so I made this one.
With how fast these threads are moving, maybe the person at 900 should start the new thread.
2: Anonymous Explorer
>>1
Thanks.
3: Anonymous Explorer
>>1
Appreciate it.
4: Anonymous Explorer
>>1
Thanks. Things have calmed down a bit after the stream, so 950 should be fine.
5: Anonymous Explorer
Maybe switch to 900 during streams?
6: Anonymous Explorer
Is it really necessary? The thread only blew up because all the EXs were gathered to clear the Sapporo Dungeon's final floor, right?
7: Anonymous Explorer
Who knows? This thread can speed up at random times.
8: Anonymous Explorer
950 seems fine for now.
9: Anonymous Explorer
Isn't it because the media acts like trash that they're treated as such?
10: Anonymous Explorer
That's how it always is.
11: Anonymous Explorer
Felt worse than usual this time. Who bombards explorers with questions right after they finish exploring the deep layers?
12: Anonymous Explorer
They watched the same stream we did, right? The one where these guys showed inhuman strength. Honestly, I kind of respect the nerve of people who can still be that rude.
13: Anonymous Explorer
>>9
They're trash for a reason. It'd be great if they went extinct already.
14: Anonymous Explorer
The anti-thread's blowing up too. Kisaragi's completely taken over as the top dungeon streamer. With this stream, his subscribers easily passed one million, and they're still skyrocketing.
15: Anonymous Explorer
>>14
He's getting a lot of international subscribers. He'll probably hit ten million in no time, especially since he doesn't cater just to a Japanese audience.
16: Anonymous Explorer
Not catering just to Japan (but only speaks Japanese).
17: Anonymous Explorer
Honestly, even we don't always understand what Kisaragi is saying, so it's fine.
18: Anonymous Explorer
People are hyping him up, but didn't he just watch from the sidelines this time? Wasn't he pretty useless? We didn't need the weakest EX for this.
19: Anonymous Explorer
I'm satisfied just watching deep-floor streams. Sometimes I watch international ones too. I can't understand the language, so I'm never sure if it's upper or mid-floor, but it's fun.
20: Anonymous Explorer
>>18
Kisaragi Tsukasa Channel Anti-Thread Part 53
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21: Anonymous Explorer
Wasn't the Sapporo Dungeon really dark and creepy? The EXs looked fine, though.
22: Anonymous Explorer
I'm just happy I got to watch Jinguji Kaede fight live. Thanks, Kisaragi.
23: Anonymous Explorer
This might be the first time we've seen Jinguji Kaede's battles in a stream. She's never cared about that kind of stuff before.
24: Anonymous Explorer
Who said EX Salaryman was the "normal" one of the group? That was a lie. He's a monster just like the others.
25: Anonymous Explorer
>>24
He's an EX, of course he's not normal.
26: Anonymous Explorer
The Sapporo Dungeon thread is in chaos right now.
27: Anonymous Explorer
>>26
Well, it just got cleared.
28: Anonymous Explorer
Kisaragi didn't do anything useful. Useless trash. LOL. Just quit being an EX and stop streaming. LOL.
29: Anonymous Explorer
>>28
Kisaragi Tsukasa Channel Anti-Thread Part 53
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>>28
Kisaragi Tsukasa Channel Anti-Thread Part 53
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>>29
>>30
Lol, you two are like best friends.
32: Anonymous Explorer
Looks like we've got some weirdos here.
33: Anonymous Explorer
>>32
Yeah, they're a fusion of trolls, EX haters, and weirdos. Just ignore them. They can't even type properly.
34: Anonymous Explorer
>>33
Best not to poke the trolls.
35: Anonymous Explorer
Maybe just ban them?
36: Anonymous Explorer
Kisaragi summoning dragons was seriously cool.
37: Anonymous Explorer
That was Seiryu, not a dragon.
38: Anonymous Explorer
>>37
Whatever, same thing lol.
39: Anonymous Explorer
I mean, I get that it's not the same, but it's not really a big deal either.
40: Anonymous Explorer
It was hilarious when he summoned that handsome guy. Guess he can imagine someone better-looking than himself.
41: Anonymous Explorer
Give him a break, lol.
42: Anonymous Explorer
Come on, even otakus can imagine beautiful 2D girls, so of course he can. You all fantasize about cute girls even though your own faces are wrecked.
43: Anonymous Explorer
Wow, way to start a fight.
44: Anonymous Explorer
>>42
You're no different, lol.
45: Anonymous Explorer
Why are missiles flying around this thread?
46: Anonymous Explorer
It's because Kisaragi's like a tactical nuke himself. (Random)
47: Anonymous Explorer
Since he cleared the Sapporo Dungeon, I guess he'll take a break from streaming for a bit. EX explorers probably have a lot of other work to do.
48: Anonymous Explorer
After seeing this, it feels like EXs should be used more for dungeon clearances rather than other jobs.
49: Anonymous Explorer
Why don't they have them clear more dungeons?
50: Anonymous Explorer
There's no real benefit to clearing them. It's a pain because of all the politics involved.
51: Anonymous Explorer
Well, even if they clear the bottom floors, the only thing they gain is fame. The money from magic stones ends up in politicians' pockets whether or not the dungeon is cleared. So the government-affiliated Explorers Association has no real reason to clear dungeons.
52: Anonymous Explorer
Corruption at its finest.
53: Anonymous Explorer
>>52
This has been going on for a while though, hasn't it?
54: Anonymous Explorer
They probably see EX explorers as just pawns in their game. They assign them to various problems while they sit back and rake in the money.
55: Anonymous Explorer
Wait, they think they can control something as dangerous as an EX like it's just a tool? Are they idiots?
56: Anonymous Explorer
If an EX bites back, it's not just a simple problem. The whole country could disappear with that level of power.
57: Anonymous Explorer
If the politicians had any brains, they wouldn't be the symbol of incompetence that they are.
58: Anonymous Explorer
Kisaragi is the real incompetent one. LOL. He relies on his shikigami for everything, a total fraud. Just quit streaming already. LOL.
59: Anonymous Explorer
Ban: >>58
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>>59
Thanks, mod.
61: Anonymous Explorer
Yeah, that was getting annoying.
62: Anonymous Explorer
>>59
Nice job, mod.
63: Anonymous Explorer
How many of the Twelve Heavenly Generals has Kisaragi summoned? I only remember Kijin and Byakko.
64: Anonymous Explorer
I don't even know much about the Twelve Heavenly Generals.
65: Anonymous Explorer
Who understands all that Buddhist stuff? I'm just watching Kisaragi's streams for the vibes.
66: Anonymous Explorer
>>65
If you've watched his streams, you should at least know which shikigami he's summoning, right?
67: Anonymous Explorer
>>63
Kijin: Black-haired, beautiful but slightly unfortunate woman, Kisaragi's annoying fan, seems to be a versatile support-type shikigami.
Byakko: White tiger that uses iron-manipulating magic, very fast.
Kouchin: Can't see it, but it's supposedly there. Specializes in barriers.
Seiryu: Green dragon, uses wood-based magic.
Taijou: White-haired, narrow-eyed handsome guy, support role.
Tenkuu: Silver-haired beauty, uses weather-control magic.
That's what I remember so far. I missed a few streams though, so if I forgot any, feel free to add them.
68: Anonymous Explorer
>>67
Thanks for the detailed summary!
69: Anonymous Explorer
Wow, didn't realize he'd summoned that many already.
70: Anonymous Explorer
I might not remember who's who, but I do recall that Kijin and Tenkuu are both beautiful.
71: Anonymous Explorer
I'm jealous of Taijou. He's too handsome. But having him do your paperwork sounds pretty great. Continue your adventure with m|v-l'e -NovelBin.net
72: Anonymous Explorer
I wish Taijou would handle my taxes too.
73: Anonymous Explorer
Stop trying to shove all your paperwork onto a shikigami.
74: Anonymous Explorer
I should learn shikigami magic too, then summon one to do my taxes. Honestly, tax documents are the real enemy for dungeon explorers.
75: Anonymous Explorer
>>74
I feel that on a spiritual level.
76: Anonymous Explorer
I want to pet Byakko. Can it talk? I'd love if it spoke human language.
77: Anonymous Explorer
It'd be terrifying if a tiger suddenly started talking. Though if Kisaragi imagines it, maybe it could happen.
78: Anonymous Explorer
>>77
What? Talking animals are the dream. If that fluffy, handsome Byakko started talking, I'd lose my mind.
79: Anonymous Explorer
Is this person a serious furry?
80: Anonymous Explorer
This thread is getting wild with strange fetishes. LOL.
81: Anonymous Explorer
So the ones left are Touda, Suzaku, Rokkoku, Tenko, Taiin, and Genbu, right?
We've seen half of them now. Should we say Kisaragi's revealed half his cards, or does he still have plenty left up his sleeve?
82: Anonymous Explorer
He can summon gods, so his hand is basically limitless. He's strong enough to instantly kill anything from Shibuya Dungeon's 80th floor and beyond.
83: Anonymous Explorer
If he didn't care about collateral damage, he could've probably one-shot the final boss of the Sapporo Dungeon by summoning a god.
84: Anonymous Explorer
He might be avoiding that because summoning gods has some unknown consequences. Didn't he say he was totally exhausted the last time he summoned one?
85: Anonymous Explorer
Only people who know shikigami magic would understand that.
86: Anonymous Explorer
Has anyone besides Kisaragi actually used shikigami magic?
87: Anonymous Explorer
Nope, never seen anyone else.
88: Anonymous Explorer
If anyone else knew how, we'd definitely be talking about them.
89: Anonymous Explorer
I know someone who can use it.
90: Anonymous Explorer
Shikigami magic users are just urban legends, right?
91: Anonymous Explorer
>>89
>>90
Wait, they exist!?
92: Anonymous Explorer
>>89
Are you serious?
93: Anonymous Explorer
For real. They're not as strong as Kisaragi, but they can use shikigami magic.
94: Anonymous Explorer
No way. I thought Kisaragi just made that up. Guess it's real.
95: Anonymous Explorer
I'll expel you from the academic community for spreading nonsense.
96: Anonymous Explorer
Apparently, shikigami magic is actually a secret technique passed down through a single lineage. No idea how Kisaragi got his hands on it though.
97: Anonymous Explorer
Didn't Kisaragi say he found it in a book given to him by Jinguji Kaede?
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>>97
LOL
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>>97
Seriously?
100: Anonymous Explorer
>>97
That's such a careless way to pass down a secret technique.
101: Anonymous Explorer
Is that really okay for a secret art passed down through generations?
102: Anonymous Explorer
So Kisaragi is now a rare case of passing down a one-person technique through a completely different method. Kisaragi, please take good care of that book from Jinguji Kaede. Don't accidentally recycle it or sell it to a secondhand store.
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>>102
I can totally imagine him accidentally throwing it away. He better not, right? Right?
104: Anonymous Explorer
Is he really going to be okay? LOL.
105: Anonymous Explorer
I want to believe he'll be fine, but it's Kisaragi, so I'm not sure...
106: Anonymous Explorer
[Image]
107: Anonymous Explorer
Wait, what's this?
108: Anonymous Explorer
Is this some kind of hunter's trophy or something?
109: Anonymous Explorer
>>108
LOL
110: Anonymous Explorer
"We successfully cleared the Sapporo Dungeon by defeating the Giant Crystal Lizard. Here's the loot we got: crystal from the lizard. Apparently, its purity is way higher than the golems we've seen in this dungeon, so Aizawa-san was really happy. Seems like she's planning to upgrade her shield again."
111: Anonymous Explorer
Salaryman LOL.
112: Anonymous Explorer
Salaryman's loving it.
113: Anonymous Explorer
Since I've been watching Kisaragi's streams from the start, it's hilarious seeing the general public lose their minds now. Makes me feel like an OG.
114: Anonymous Explorer
>>113
Classic forum behavior, always flexing on the mainstream.
115: Anonymous Explorer
Us NEETs, watching from the sidelines as usual.