Supreme Swordsman of the Nine Heavens

Chapter 843

We’re Here to Create Mayhem

The sleepy clerk behind the counter sprang to his feet and life upon hearing the grouch, conveying, “I have been waiting for you, Young Master Yun Zizhi.”

The clerk came around the other side of the counter to pull out a chair for Yun Zizhi an serve up tea. Yun Zizhi sneered at Mu Yu before he would decide to sit down.

“Clerk Liu, what banquet do I have to attend this time? I’m a busy man.”

“Patriarch Tang from Skygazing City would like to invite you to his sixtieth birthday,” replied Clerk Liu.

“Same price?”

“Yes, Sir. The payouts are based on your ranking.”

“Yun Zizhi, Yun Zizhi,” mumbled Xiaoshuai, running his hand down the ranking sheet. “Rank seventy-three Spirit Severing Realm Ninth Layer cultivator from Celestial River Sect. 280,000 thousand for a banquet? He’s killing it as a gigolo! If someone chooses me, I’ll eat them into bankruptcy, hehehe.”

Seeing Xiaoshuai’s surprise, Yun Zizhi ridiculed, “Get ranked first, peons. Actually, wake up from your daydream first.”

“280,000 is all you’re worth, yet you act as if you’re a hot shot.”

Yun Zizhi slammed the table furiously.

“Kid, mind what you say,” warned Clerk Liu.

Xiaoshuai shoved the rest of his pie into his mouth and vigorously dusted the crumbs off his hands. “You know what we’re here for?”

“Doesn’t matter. You abide by our rules while you’re here. If you offend an ultimate immortal and end up beaten to death, nobody will pity you even if you’re a kid.”

Xiaoshuai placed his hands on his hips. “Shut your potty mouth. We’re here to smash your faces in!”

“Hahaha, this kid must still be wet behind the ears.”

Clerk Liu shook his head. “How are you going to do that when you’re not even a cultivator?”

Over five Body Synthesis Realm cultivators, one of whom was at the ninth layer, guarded the place, so the customers and workers found Xiaoshuai comical.

“Clerk Liu, if anyone dares to start trouble here, I’ll kick them out for you,” declared Yun Zizhi, giving Mu Yu and Xiaoshuai a snide look.

Xiaoshuai imitated elders who liked to put their hands behind their backs and started strolling. “Thankfully, your idiocy isn’t contagious. I’m a man of my word. Call your general manager here. I have questions for him.”

Clerk Liu stopped smiling. “Get out, brat. Else, I’ll slap you out.”

“Are you the owner here? No, so get lost.”

Noticing the amount of attention drawn, Clerk Liu brayed, “Our boss is a busy man. I’ll show you what happens when you wag your uncouth t-”

Bang! The heavy landing smashed a hole in the mahogany floor.

“Pr-Proprietor?” quavered Clerk Liu, aghast at the sight of the Body Synthesis Realm Ninth Layer cultivator under Lie Shang’s foot.

Yan Zaishan, who was enjoying a cup of tea as he read his superior’s instructions until Lie Shang barged in, whimpered, “Y-you will not get aw-”

Slap! Yan Zaishan had a new red tattoo on his face – courtesy of Xiaoshuai. “That’s what happens when you keep trash talking when I declared we’re here to go on a rampage, dimwit.”

Xiaoshuai turned to Clerk Liu and started performing wrist circles. “When you said your boss is busy, did you mean busy being my training dummy?”

Clerk Liu turned to the second floor. “Arr-arrest these two!”

Mu Yu dropped five Body Synthesis Realm corpses from the second floor, aiming them around Yun Zizhi and Clerk Liu. Mu Yu flew down to ground floor and rhetorically asked, “Is five better?”

Xiaoshuai ambled up to Yun Zizhi and screened the latter with his eyes. “I recall you saying you’d back them up.”

“I-I-I was just joking,” Yun Zizhi quavered, too scared to worry about embarrassing himself in his own urine.

“So you don’t have an issue with us vandalising this place, then?” questioned Xiaoshuai, scanning the building.

“We killing them all?” Lie Shang inquired with a straight face.

“W-we are all innocent people,” begged Yun Zizhi.

Xiaoshuai pranced over to the entrance and started chucking a Divine Soul Formation formation foundation up and down. “Lie down one after another, and roll out of here. If I’m not happy with your posture, you’re not leaving this place alive.”

Yun Zizhi immediately lied down and rolled toward the door.

“You have fifteen minutes. If you haven’t gotten out by then, you’re taking the shortcut!” Xiaoshuai hollered.

Once someone rolled to Xiaoshuai’s feet, he sent them out with his foot and deleted their memories simultaneously.

“I never said you could go.” Xiaoshuai stepped onto Clerk Liu’s face as the latter rolled to the door and kicked him back in.

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