Chapter 206: No matter how strong you are, Saitama will beat you in one punch
Chapter 206: No matter how strong you are, Saitama will beat you in one punch
It was a lovely day, like any other day.
Tamazuki was playing on a Nintendo Switch while lying on the sofa lazily.
"Uncle, what are you doing?"
He noticed Saitama was holding a watering pot in the shape of an elephant, walking to the veranda.
"I am going to water the cactus."
"Oh."
Their days were quite peaceful.
Or rather, it was okay to be peaceful since they could spend their time on many other things.
Especially Saitama, who spent his day lazing around, either playing a game, reading a manga, watching a movie, or mooching Tamazuki's foods.
The only time Saitama walked out was when there was a hero activity or a discount at the supermarket.
However, everything had been quite peaceful lately, so Saitama had never gone out.
In other words, Saitama was a NEET.
As for him, Tamazuki was either to go to school or go to the hotel with Lily.
After that one time, they often went out together secretly.
As she was a newbie, he taught her many things.
Unfortunately, no matter how tough she was, she was an average human, so he was pretty unsatisfied since, with his stamina, it was rather hard for one to satisfy his desire.
Nevertheless, he got a reward from her.
<Congratulations, you have received "Flower Mastery">
This might seem odd, but he got knowledge about flowers.
Everything.
From the types, descriptions, traits, and many other things.
He knew everything about a flower, whether it was one from the Earth, another world, or even outer space.
Yet, was there even a flower in outer space?
Still, he thought that the side heroine was like this. The rewards he gained from them were okay, but it was to say that they were the best. Nevertheless, it was good that he received a reward, but it was far from enough.
Starting from Lily, he was also going to take Fubuki, then her older sister, too, probably.
However, when he was in deep thought, he heard a loud clapping sound from the outside. He turned and saw Saitama trying to clap something with an irritated face. Moreover, he noticed a red bump on his bald, smooth head.
"Dammit! Don't you dare to run away! Fuck you!"
"..."
The strongest human that could blast the moon with a single punch was trying hard to kill a mosquito... watching this situation, even he wasn't sure how to react in this situation.
When this guy could destroy most things with one punch, he had difficulty killing a single mosquito.
*Clap! Clap! Clap!*
Saitama was in a rage, but then he heard a crackling electric sound.
"Huh?"
He saw that Tamazuki was there, holding something. His eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it. "That-That is...?"
"Mosquito swatter. Do you want to borrow it?"
"Yes!"
Saitama was glad that Tamazuki was living with him.
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With mosquito swatter, everything was easy.
No matter how tiny the mosquito was, it would be electrocuted to death. No one could escape, especially when it was held by Saitama.
Saitama had become the incarnation of murder. Every mosquito he found was killed by him.
Or rather, he had so much fun.
Saitama was like King Arthur, who held his Excalibur for the first time, slaying every foe before him like he was protecting his motherland.
Either way, Tamazuki just lay on the sofa lazily while watching the news. He didn't have anything to do today. He wanted to visit Lily, but she was on her period, so he could do nothing.
As he let out a helpless sigh, the announcer of the news started to say something unbelievable.
"What's wrong? Did something happen?"
Saitama, who was satisfied with the mosquito swatter, looked at Tamazuki, who was looking at the news with bewilderment.
"Look at the news."
"Hmm?"
"A massive outbreak of mosquitoes this year is spreading confusion."
"I'm an indoor person, but think of the poor children playing outside."
"What's the cause?"
"Today, our guest is Mr. Kafetch, author and mosquito expert."
"Thank you for having me. It is my conclusion that the mosquitoes this year are a new species, so I cannot say anything more."
"Then get outta here!"
The television show was quite festive with all the outlandish explanations about the mosquito problem.
Saitama scratched his bald head that was bitten by the mosquito. "Huh? Massive outbreak? Aw, man..."
"We interrupt with breaking news. A massive swarm of misquotes is approaching City Z!! Residents are advised to stay indoors! Disaster Level: Demonic! Attacks have turned livestock into mummies! Contact with the swarm means certain death! We have footage! It's like windborne sand!"
Tamazuki and Saitama watched the emergency news in silence.
"Tamazuki, City Z is here, right?"
"Un, that's right."
"So, are we going to be attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes?"
"That seems to be the case."
"..." 2x
"Should we go?"
"Let's do it then. There seems to be a discount on meat in the supermarket later. Let's stop there too."
"Okay."
The two walked out with ease, but then, a mosquito bit Saitama's head once again.
"....." Tamazuki.
"BASTARD!"
Saitama chased after the mosquito with anger.
Tamazuki watched this scene in silence and wondered why this strongest person on the whole Earth could be bitten by a mosquito. It was a mystery, but he quickly chased after him since he knew that it was a chance.
With Ava, he knew that the origin of this outbreak was the House of Evolution.
It was an evil organization founded by Dr. Genus to pursue the goal of human perfection through artificial evolution.
The reason why many mosquitoes appeared was because of one of the artificial mutants created by Dr. Genus with the DNA of a mosquito.
This was interesting, and he thought to check after this House of Evolution, but before that, he was going to check this mosquito mutant.
With his nose, he quickly found the mutant, faster than Saitama, who ran after the mosquito randomly. As expected, someone fought the mutant.
"Ava, can you analyze that robot?"
[I have done it already, Master]
"..."
As expected of Ava, he thought.
Yet, when he saw this mutant mosquito, he wondered whether devouring a normal animal would give him the ability of those animals.
In the world of Tensura, there were many monsters, and in this world, there were many unique monsters, all of which would give him a unique ability.
However, a normal animal also couldn't be underestimated since each other had a unique ability, like a dung battle that could pull up to 1141 times its own body weight. It was like the equivalent of an average man lifting two fully-loaded 18-wheeler trucks.
In his case, how strong was he if he consumed the ability of the dung beetle?
He wasn't sure about his weight in his beast form, but his height alone was more than 100 meters, so in case that was possible, then...
[Master, that's not necessary]
'Oh, why?'
[Because you have learned Saitama's ability, and that ability alone is enough for you to become stronger than anyone in this world]
"...."
He was speechless, but he knew that Ava was correct.
His purpose in this world had already ended the moment he learned Saitama's ability to break his limit. The only reason he didn't return was because he still wanted to get a reward from the heroine. As for the rest? While they were good, they didn't help much with the improvement of his strength. Yet, it was good enough to increase the strength of his followers.
Still, wasn't this mosquito mutant also female?
She was quite beautiful, but she didn't seem to trigger his system but...
*Splash!*
Saitama blasted this mutant with one punch.
"....."
Tamazuki's lips twitched before he let out a long sigh, thinking that becoming strong was easier than he had imagined.
"Ava, you know their location, right?"
[Let me guide you, Master]
Tamazuki walked and decided to take down the House of Evolution without waiting for Saitama since he needed the result of their research.
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Sorry, I am not into Mosquito Girl.