The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine

Chapter 114: The Joke about 29 Dollars (Ninth Update)

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Astonishing!

The water drop disappeared in an instant!

“Fake!” someone from the crowd watching shouted. “It’s a counterfeit! And for 180,000 at that—total show off!”

“Damn it!” Song Jia’s boyfriend broke out in a cold sweat.

“Don’t rush, everyone. There’s another simple way to tell if a jade is real or fake, and that is… to burn it with fire. If the jade turns black when burned, it’s definitely fake.”

Huang Xiaolong slipped a lighter out of his pocket as he finished speaking, ignited it with a pop, and started roasting the jade bracelet directly! In a few seconds, a large section of the bracelet’s surface turned pitch black.

“It’s FAKE!”

Song Jia was furious!

A few days ago, after her boyfriend gave her this jade bracelet, she had allowed him to have his way with her no less than four times!

And now, in front of everyone, Huang Xiaolong had proven that the jade bracelet was fake!

Outrageous!

She had been tricked into letting him have his way with her four times because of a fake, and they didn’t even take any precautions!

Song Jia’s eyes turned red with rage, like she was ready to eat someone alive.

“Jia Jia! Don’t be angry! I… I was tricked! Damn it, I got a fake! It wasn’t on purpose!” the man hastily explained. “Who knew there would be so many counterfeits in Hong Kong. Bloody rip-off.”

Then he jingled his Bentley car keys in front of Song Jia. “Jia Jia, don’t be angry. I’ll buy you a new one later.”

Seeing her boyfriend’s Bentley car key, Song Jia’s anger gradually receded. “I’m absolutely livid! We’ve been thoroughly humiliated this time!”

“Heh heh, I’m a victim here too, right?” said the man, somewhat pleadingly.

“This car key is probably a fake too,” Huang Xiaolong chuckled.

“What the fuck are you babbling about? Whore’s son! On what basis are you calling my car key a fake? You fucking peasant!” The man’s rage made him behave like a wild madman. “Have you ever seen a Bentley in your life?”

“Er… No, I haven’t seen a Bentley.” Huang Xiaolong looked at the man’s furious face and chuckled. “But I can read your fortune from your face. You are unlucky when it comes to wealth. Your lot in life brings more poverty than wealth. That is to say, you will never be wealthy in this life, no matter how hard you try. If you do manage to accumulate some wealth, you will not enjoy it, as you are destined to suffer from illness. To put it bluntly, if you have any money, you will fall sick. You are healthy now, so you don’t have any money. If I am not wrong, if you calculate all the money you have on you, it should be less than a thousand yuan.”

“Isn’t a Bentley very expensive? You are poorer than I am. I can’t afford a

Bentley, so you definitely can’t afford it either. Therefore, the key to your Bentley must be a fake.” Huang Xiaolong laughed happily. “I also have a BYD.

You have nothing.”

Huang Xiaolong’s words caused the man’s face to change drastically.

Indeed, if he added up all the money he had on him, he only had a little over 400 yuan, his entire wealth!

And the Bentley key was indeed a fake he bought online, it only cost him a dozen or so yuan!

“Bastard! Bullshitter! You damn beast! I’m going to kill you!” The man was too ashamed to be angry and was about to charge at Huang Xiaolong.

Astonishing!

“Please look into my eyes and close your eyes… I hope you will listen carefully to my words and not think about anything else. Close your eyes… Close your eyes… I hope you find it very comfortable and relaxed, keeping your mind calm. Aside from my voice, don’t think about anything else… You feel your arms and legs heavy, right? Relax your arms, relax your legs, relax, relax your whole body… Relax the muscles in your legs, relax the muscles in your arms, relax your whole body… It’s as if you are back in the dark, back in the dark. You will feel more relaxed, more comfortable… Relaxed… Comfortable… Now you can only hear my voice, only my voice… Only my voice. Keep your mind calm, concentrate, and only listen to my voice. Now you are feeling very comfortable, your whole body is relaxed. You are starting to feel sleepy…”

Huang Xiaolong’s voice was soft and gentle as he spoke to the man.

And Huang Xiaolong’s eyes emitted a bewitching light, like a black hole about to suck the man in.

As soon as the man made eye contact with Huang Xiaolong’s gaze and heard his words, he immediately became immobile, his entire body softened, and his eyes closed.

It wasn’t just the man; everyone who had heard Huang Xiaolong’s gentle voice felt their brains getting heavy as if they had been hit by waves of drowsiness and wished they could fall asleep immediately.

. But you can’t fall asleep yet, you still have to answer my questions… Who are you, what do you do, and did you recently trick a car model…?”

“Speak…” Huang Xiaolong’s mouth curled up in a wicked smile.

Indeed, the man began to speak, his eyes remained closed as if he were sleep talking, but every word came out clear and audible. “My name is ‘Zhou Shen’, I don’t have a job. A few years ago, I was imprisoned for impersonating a

Chinese medicine practitioner. After being released from prison, I downloaded WeChat and added a lot of girls – college students, models, working girls, and even some older women… Nowadays, girls are so vain. I bought a lot of fake car keys online; BMW, Audi, Maserati, Bentley… I meet up with these girls, give them gifts — fake Hermes bags, fake necklaces, fake jade bracelets… These girls are so foolish, so snobbish… In half a year, I tricked 19 girls, cheating them of money and of their bodies, aren’t I impressive? Haha– A car model? Yes, recently I got a car model named Song Jia. Her body is so hot. I used a fake jade bracelet, 29 yuan, and deceived her into going to a hotel with me. Haha, that night, I did it four times. I didn’t use any protection, it was too good… too comfortable… Her skills were simply too amazing, incredible… Today, Song Jia asked me to help her frame a car model named Wu Shanshan. Whatever, if it makes her happy, I can do it four more times… She’s the best I’ve ever had…”

“Alright, you’ve said enough, wake up.” Huang Xiaolong snapped his fingers.

“My god! A hypnotist! Damn it! This frigging peasant is actually a hypnotist!” Someone in the crowd watching exclaimed in surprise.

Hypnosis!

This was something most people had only seen in movies or on TV, but today, Huang Xiaolong had shown them what it was like in real life!

“This… This… This guy is too amazing…” Wu Shanshan looked at Huang Xiaolong with a stunned expression.

At this moment, Zhou Shen, who had been hypnotized, slowly began to wake up.

“Son of a bitch! Fraudster! Beast! I’m going to end you! A fake that cost 29 yuan and you did me four times!” Suddenly, Song Jia twisted her face into a grimace, screamed like a wounded animal, and charged at Zhou Shen without any hesitation!

She was ready to fight for her life!

“Fat Wu, four rounds for 29 yuan, city girls are quite stupid.” Huang Xiaolong gave Wu Shanshan a winky-eye. “But still not as good as that spicy soup. Only 6 yuan and it happened 13 times. Fat Wu, how about I treat you to some spicy soup when you finish work?”