Chapter 70 - 70: Wall Penetrating Talisman (Fifth Update)
Chapter 70: Wall Penetrating Talisman (Fifth Update)
Translator: 549690339
The restroom door opened, and Song Yuru walked in from outside.
“Ah? Sun Wei?” Song Yuru was somewhat stunned when she saw Sun Wei, “Little Long, what’s going on here? Why are you here with Sun Wei?”
“I don’t know either, my dear wife, I didn’t know anyone else was in the restroom.” Huang Xiaolong replied with an innocent face.
At this time, Sun Wei had a very indifferent expression on her face, exuding an ethereal aura, “Song Yuru? Is he the one you brought to the girls’ dormitory? You’re courageous, bringing a man to the girls’ dormitory. Dare I report you to the dorm mother?”
“I… I…” Song Yuru was lost for words, clearly her relationship with Sun Wei was not harmonious. All Sun Wei knows is tattling.”
“Hehe, enough, I’m fed up with talking to you. I’m going back to the dormitory now, get him out as soon as you can. But your boyfriend is quite decent. He was outside waiting for me while I was using the restroom, only going in after I finished.” Sun Wei chuckled lightly.
When saying this, Sun Wei’s lips murmured a little.
Damn, what a tough thing to say!
He respects rules?
He stripped me bare! A complete pervert!
After that, Sun Wei gave Huang Xiaolong a deep look and walked outside.
Watching Sun Wei sway off whilst sighing relief, Huang Xiaolong felt relieved.
After Sun Wei left, Song Yuru rushed over with a puzzled expression. “Little
Long, is there something between you and Sun Wei?”
“My dear wife, what are you thinking?” Huang Xiaolong began defending himself. “I don’t even know this woman. Is she your classmate?”
Song Yuru didn’t really think that Huang Xiaolong and Sun Wei would have anything between them, it was just a casual question.
“Well, Sun Wei is the campus belle of our school.” Song Yuru said. “I study Chinese literature, and she studies physical education.”
“Oh… another school belle?” Huang Xiaolong nodded.
There are four beauties in Binhai University, Song Yuru is one, Shu Qinghan is one, and the one he ran into today, Sun Wei, is another one.
In Huang Xiaolong’s view, these three beauties are unique in their own ways.
His wife Song Yuru is pure, Shu Qinghan is cute, and Sun Wei is gallant.
“So what? Sun Wei is beautiful, isn’t she? Are you attracted?” Song Yuru said somewhat jealously.
Song Yuru came from an average family, which was rather poor, and naturally couldn’t compare with wealthy princesses from large families like Shu Qinghan and Sun Wei.
Huang Xiaolong’s encounter with Sun Wei, although seemingly insignificant, had instilled a sense of insecurity in Song Yuru.
“My Little Long, Sun Wei is a princess from one of the four great families in Binhai, the Sun family.” Song Yuru said gloomily. “I can’t compare to her. I’m just a poor girl.”
“My dear wife! What are you thinking about?” Huang Xiaolong gave Song Yuru a big hug. “I’ve said this umpteen times, we’re a destined pair; we’ll get married and have a wonderful life. What have those big families or princesses got to do with us! Moreover, that Sun Wei, isn’t as pretty as my wife.”
All girls like to be pampered and coaxed. Listening to Huang Xiaolong’s sweet talk, Song Yuru’s heart felt warm, you’re just saying that, how could I be prettier than Sun Wei? Besides, she knows martial arts, she’s super strong. Little Long, although you can fight, you may not be a match for Sun Wei…”
“Not her opponent? I could easily handle her with just one hand!” Huang Xiaolong chuckled internally.
“My dear wife, you’re definitely prettier than her! Plus, your chest is bigger!” Huang Xiaolong said seriously. “As for fighting, it’s inappropriate for a man to fight with a woman.”
you big pervert, always paying attention to such improper things!” Finally, Song Yuru let out a hearty laugh. Well, when it comes to her figure…
especially her chest, she was quite confident.
Outside the restroom.
Sun Wei didn’t leave. She was eavesdropping!
“I’m not as pretty as Song Yuru? What a pervert, what are your aesthetic standards? Her chest is big?” Sun Wei looked down at her own peaks. “Mine are not small either!”
“This pervert is very skilled in martial arts and knows the secrets of our Sun family’s inherited boxing style. The next chance I get, I must make him spill everything he knows! I wonder how many moves he knows from the incomplete boxing style of Sun Bin…Hmph! He has tarnished my innocent body, this is not over!”
As she heard Huang Xiaolong and Song Yuru starting to walk out of the restroom, Sun Wei quickly tiptoed back to her own dorm and shut the door.
Hand in hand, Huang Xiaolong led Song Yuru out of the restroom and continued downstairs.
It appeared Song Yuru was now used to Huang Xiaolong taking advantage of her. As for holding hands? That was a minor case…
“By the way, my dear wife, what do you mean by the Four Great Families you mentioned earlier?” Huang Xiaolong asked.
“Well… they are the four oldest, most influential, wealthiest, and most connected families in Binhai City, they are extremely powerful.” Song Yuru replied earnestly. “They are the Lin family, Gao family, Sun family, and Shu family. Little Long, Qinghan is from one of the Four Great Families, the young lady of the Shu family.”
“Oh, Lin, Gao, Sun, and Shu.” Huang Xiaolong nodded.
“It seems that Gao Tianxiang, that bastard, is also a young master from the
Gao family which is one of the Four Great Families. Heh heh, the ‘Four Young
Masters of Binhai’, doesn’t sound too special to me, might as well call them the ‘Four Dogs of Binhai’… heh heh heh.”
“What about the ‘Four Young Masters of Binhai’?” Huang Xiaolong asked excitedly.
“Eh? The ‘Four Young Masters of Binhai’? Well, I’m not so sure about that.” Song Yuru shook her head. “By the way, Little Long, you wouldn’t believe how many girls in our school dream of marrying into the Four Great Families, and there are also quite a number of boys dreaming of marrying into these families.”
“My dear wife, do you want to marry into a wealthy family?” Huang Xiaolong asked with a smile.
“I don’t want to at all. Once you’re in the world of the rich, you’re in too deep. My mom told me that.” Song Yuru refused flatly.
“My wife really has depth. She’s not one of those superficial girls.” Huang Xiaolong praised with a grin. “Your mother is also a wise woman.”
“Who’s your wife? Your mother-in-law? Be careful or she might smack you!” Song Yuru tried to keep a straight face, but then started giggling heartily. “That’s only if you’re truly sincere to me, not tricking me.”
“My dear wife, I could fool anyone but not you.” Huang Xiaolong quickly replied.
However, it seemed like he had just tricked Song Yuru moments ago.
At this moment, both of them were standing at the dormitory gate.
The metallic gate was locked.
“Oh no, Little Long, the dormitory door is locked. We can’t get out.” Song Yuru expressed despair. “Should we go back to the dormitory? It’s terrifying
The main door to the dormitory was locked, there was no back door and they didn’t have the keys, so there was basically no way out.
“My dear, this is a piece of cake.” Huang Xiaolong said confidently. “It won’t stump me.”
“Little Long, do you know how to pick a lock?” Song Yuru asked, surprised.
“Of course I know how to pick locks, but it’s a bit beneath me…” Huang
Xiaolong said, mimicking the urban kids’ manner of speaking. “My dear, today, I’ll show you what I’m capable of.”
He then reached into his bag and pulled out a yellow paper talisman.
Wham-
He gently slapped the talisman onto Song Yuru’s left chest through her T-shirt…
“Little Long, you’re taking advantage of me again. Please, can you not be so perverted?” Song Yuru reproached him strongly.
“My love, I didn’t take advantage at all,” Huang Xiaolong shrugged. “Pay attention now, my love, this talisman is called a ‘Wall-passing Spell’ and I’ve just stuck it on you. It can only be used once and its function is…to let you pass through walls! Even the iron gate of the dormitory, you can just pass right through it. Give it a try.”
“Really?” Song Yuru had a look of disbelief on her face. “That sounds incredible?
You’re just bluffing, right?”
“Trust me, my love, you can do it. Just give it a try.” Huang Xiaolong grinned.
Song Yuru’s eyes wandered for a moment, suddenly thinking of how Huang Xiaolong had turned invisible when they entered the dormitory.
If he can turn invisible, passing through walls doesn’t seem that impossible.
“Well…l’ll give it a go then.” Song Yuru gathered her courage, closed her eyes, and sprinted towards the iron gate.
When Song Yuru opened her eyes again, she gazed in amazement as she found herself already outside the dormitory under a sky full of stars and a beautiful moonlight. The slightly warm air revitalized her.
The talisman on her chest had turned to ashes instantly.
“Wow! Did I…did I just pass right through the iron gate? That’s amazing! Little Long, you…you’re incredible!” Song Yuru’s eyes sparkled, “It’s so fun! I want to do it again! That was such a thrill!”
When she looked back, she saw Huang Xiaolong walk out through the dormitory gate as well.
“Hehe, my dear, didn’t I tell you?” Huang Xiaolong ran over and took Song Yuru’s hand.
“Little Long, can you tell me how you became invisible and passed through walls? That is just… unbelievable!” Song Yuru was even more impressed with
Huang Xiaolong.
She felt that Huang Xiaolong could do anything!
“My dear, these are all Taoist skills.” Huang Xiaolong laughed, “Invisibility spells, Invisibility Talisman, Wall-passing spells, Wall-passing Talisman…l don’t know if anyone else in this world knows these things, but I do.”
“Invisibility, Wall-passing…” Song Yuru was amazed, her expression changed slightly, “Little Long, you can’t use invisibility and wall-passing to do sneaky things…like peeping in women’s bathrooms or women’s just thinking about it is creepy…”
My dear, don’t worry, I wouldn’t stoop to doing such despicable things.” Huang Xiaolong hugged Song Yuru’s waist. “Let’s go get a room, my dear!”
Song Yuru blushed and lowered her head. “Oh, alright. I’m quite sleepy anyway. But don’t think about…you know…”
Actually, deep down inside, Song Yuru already had feelings for Huang Xiaolong.
She was an adult and her dormitory friends often went out to stay in hotels with their boyfriends.
It would be a lie to say she wasn’t curious or envious.
Many guys chased after her, some were outstanding, but she didn’t find any of them attractive or likable, so the idea of staying in a hotel with them had only ever been a thought.
But now…
She was willing to let Huang Xiaolong coax her into getting a hotel room!
“Little Long…let’s just find a hotel near the school, don’t go too far. I have class tomorrow morning.” Song Yuru suggested shyly.
“Okay, my dear, I’ll do as you say.” Huang Xiaolong, not having a car, eagerly held Song Yuru’s hand and found a hotel about a kilometer away from the school.
The hotel was an old building with a neon signboard casting a dim light. Looking at the words “Happiness Inn”, Huang Xiaolong felt extraordinarily happy.
This evening, after overcoming many trials and tribulations, especially having to deal with Sun Wei, he had finally managed to get his wish of booking a room with his dear.
Life was tough!
‘Good fortune is hard to come by indeed, must cherish it. Tonight, I’m going to unlock 32 positions and 72 changes! Thrilling!’
“Let’s go in, my dear,” Huang Xiaolong urged impatiently.
Song Yuru’s face turned even redder, like a ripe apple, enticing and charming, “Little Long…wait…you…don’t do anything I don’t want you to…understand?” “Relax, my dear, I am a gentleman, trust me.” Huang Xiaolong squinted. Women always say they don’t want it, but deep down, they really do!
They both then entered the hotel.