The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands

Chapter 31

"Little Yu, you can't speak recklessly." The man standing behind Nan Yu frowned and scolded.

Lin Zaozao grinned at the man standing behind Nan Yu, then raised her eyebrows, put her hands on her hips, her body in the shape of a fat teapot, and proudly stuck her head in front of Nan Yu's and said gleefully.

"Nan Yu, auntie sees that you have such beautiful peach blossom eyes, how come you only grew eye sockets and not eyeballs?"

"Lin Zaozao, what do you mean by that?"

"Auntie means, how can you be so blind, looking down on people like a dog!"

After Lin Zaozao finished speaking, ignoring Nan Yu's angry look, she said rather proudly.

"Nan Yu, auntie tells you. Not only do I have a husband, but my husband is as beautiful as flowers, handsome and extraordinary. At least..."

Lin Zaozao looked up and down Nan Yu rather disgustedly, curled her lips and said:

"At least, my husband is ten million times more handsome than you!"

After speaking, she didn't even look at Nan Yu's blackened face, rather coquettishly turned her head back, and walked toward the furniture workshop in front.

Today, in addition to coming to buy some rice, flour, oil and other food, her main purpose was to buy some replacement clothes and bedding!

Buying a bed of better quality has almost become Lin Zaozao's obsession.

Because she really doesn't want to collapse the bed again because of her weight.

Although she doesn't like mixing with her five husbands, just because they are still her husbands for now, she feels that under her own ability, it is best to improve their living conditions together.

Because their current life is really too miserable.

Wanting something but having nothing, there is not even a decent piece of furniture left in the house. Even for the little furniture they have, because of her "superior" weight, she has already broken several chairs.

Moreover, even if she and her five husbands separate in the future, they will not resent her or cause her trouble, right?

So when Lin Zaozao walked into the furniture store like a rich lady with Nan Yu and her four bodyguards, the handsome counter boy in his early twenties quickly walked up and enthusiastically greeted Lin Zaozao.

Although Lin Zaozao was shabbily dressed, when the boy saw Nan Yu following behind Lin Zaozao, his eyes lit up.

Because anyone who can afford bodyguards from the prestigious Weiwu Escort Bureau must spend at least two taels of silver.

Two taels of silver can buy a high quality piece of furniture in their furniture store. So this was also the reason why the boy smiled at Lin Zaozao despite her shabby dressing.

Lin Zaozao didn't care about the boy's intentions at all. Because as soon as she entered, her attention was drawn to the various finished furniture styles displayed in the furniture store.

It really was an unpolluted ancient era!

Look at this furniture, all ancient-colored, purely natural and non-toxic. The carved patterns on the beds would make people instantly feel high-end and top-notch.

Standing aside, Nan Yu, upon seeing Lin Zaozao enter the shop, was like a flower thief, with saliva flowing from the corners of his mouth. His hands were stroking the furniture in the shop as if stroking a lover.

Her sordid appearance simply stunned the shrewd boy.

The boy watched Lin Zaozao blankly, unconsciously speculating. The fat woman who came to his shop to look at furniture wouldn't be crazy, would she!

Otherwise, why were her actions in looking at furniture so "different"!

"Cough cough cough......"

Nan Yu gently covered his mouth with his hand, pretended to cough lightly twice, in order to remind Lin Zaozao to restrain herself a little.

Because her appearance now was really too embarrassing.

Unfortunately, Lin Zaozao completely ignored Nan Yu's coughing. She just kept looking at the various furniture in the shop.

I saw Lin Zaozao pick up a chair with a big hole in it, stick her head over to take a closer look at the hole.

She couldn't understand why there was such a big hole punched in the middle of a perfectly good chair!

Seeing Lin Zaozao's head about to poke into the hole, Nan Yu could only quickly walk over and pull her head out.

"What are you doing!"

Her actions being suddenly interrupted, Lin Zaozao turned back somewhat annoyed and asked.

"Lin Zaozao, this is for people with limited mobility to use the toilet. You stick your head in there without feeling disgusted!"

Nan Yu's words made Lin Zaozao's body stiffen for a moment. But after a few seconds, she turned her head nonchalantly again and looked at the boy who had been standing stiffly to the side.

"Little brother, give me one of these chairs."

"Lin Zaozao, what do you want this for?" Nan Yu asked puzzledly.

"Of course I'm going to send it to my husbands. My five disabled husbands, this is perfect for them to use."

After speaking, Lin Zaozao said shamelessly, patting Nan Yu's somewhat stiff shoulder and walking straight toward the other furniture.

"Little brother, which of your beds here is the most sturdy? One that can withstand a few hundred jin, without collapsing from the weight of the person sleeping on it?"

Lin Zaozao's words instantly attracted the attention of everyone in the store. They looked up and down at Lin Zaozao’s fat, round figure, then looked back at the beds behind them, wondering which bed could withstand her substantial weight.

Perhaps she was really embarrassed by the scrutinizing gazes of the crowd.

Lin Zaozao put her hands on her hips, and swept her eyes around with what she thought was the most vicious look, and said fiercely.

"What are you looking at? Has auntie eaten your rice, or drunk your water? Look at you all, what kind of eyes are those, as if I were going to sleep with you when I buy a bed. You big men staring at a woman like that, don't you still want face!"

Lin Zaozao's blunt words made the men who had been staring at her figure quickly withdraw their sights.

This fat woman, her tone of voice, was really too domineering.

As soon as she opened her mouth, she talked about sleeping with others, and said their eyes were lecherous.

Did this fat woman really have no clue about her figure and face?

Were they really leering at her just now?

Although complaining inwardly, those men didn't dare look at the domineering Lin Zaozao anymore.

Seeing that everyone had backed down, the clerk boy who had been following Lin Zaozao quickly walked to her side and asked:

"Big sister......"

"I just turned eighteen today. You look much older than me. Do you need to call me 'big sister'?"

"Then, Madam......"

"Call me beauty!" Lin Zaozao corrected.

As soon as Lin Zaozao finished speaking, the boy's expression stiffened. And the three burly Weiwu Escort Bureau guards who had been silently following her couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Brothers! What are you laughing at! I tell you, your vision is too narrow. There are countless beauties in this world, and I say the fat ones are the best looking, don't you agree?"