The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands

"May you two consider...postponing your kiss until later?"

Lin Zaozao looked up to see the red-haired handsome man who had suddenly appeared. She rolled her eyes almost skyward.

"Hey!"

"What's wrong?"

"Can't you choose a better time to show up? Even if you don't pick the right time, can't you wait until we're done kissing?

Interrupting us, aren't you afraid of being unable to perform for the rest of your life?"

Taken aback by Lin Zaozao's straightforward accusation, the red-haired handsome man known as Bai Yu was temporarily stunned.

"What's wrong? Not talking now. Realized you intruded upon someone else's intimate moment?"

"Lin Zaozao!"

"What?"

"I really don't get it. What part of you did Xi Luo see that made him choose you?"

"What did he see in me? Of course, he liked everything about me. He likes both my strengths and weaknesses, isn't that right, Luoluo?"

"Yes, everything sister Zaozao said is right. Whether it's your strengths or weaknesses, I like all of it."

Lin Luoluo happily echoed.

"I give up, I can't win against you two. Lin Zaozao, since you've rescued Lin Luoluo, aren't you both supposed to perform your duty as time-space managers, and help me complete the mission?"

"Big Red!"

"My name is Bai Yu, not Big Red."

Bai Yu retorted ungraciously.

"Your hair is red, so why shouldn't you be called Red Yu!"

"Lin Zaozao, your hair is silver, so why don't you call yourself Lin Silversilver!"

"Ew! Lin Silversilver, doesn't that name sound disgusting?"

"Equivalent to your suggestion of Red Yu, which I dislike too."

"If you don't like it, then forget about it. By the way Bai Yu, did you come here to get Luoluo to sign some time-space manager documents?"

"Hah! No."

Bai Yu retorted, rolling his eyes.

Upon hearing the conversation between Lin Zaozao and Bai Yu, Lin Luoluo, who was lying in Lin Zaozao's arms, tugged at her clothes gently.

"Ah, Sister Zaozao."

"What is it, Luoluo?"

"Actually, I've already become a time-space manager. My rank is even a bit higher than Bai Yu's."

The little boy, Lin Luoluo, showed with his fingers just how much higher.

"Oh! Luoluo, when did you become a time-space manager? And if you did, why were you still frozen in here?"

Faced with Lin Zaozao's questioning, Bai Yu laughed mischievously from the side.

"Didn't a certain person want to shed his little brother image to become a certain young woman's husband?

If he hadn't hurt himself a little, would you have realized your feelings and kissed someone?

After all, that French kiss just now seemed quite passionate!"

"Is that so? Luoluo?"

After listening to Bai Yu, Lin Zaozao lowered her head to look at Lin Luoluo, whose face was flushed.

"Is this true, my sweet little Luoluo?"

"Sister Zaozao, are you....angry?"

In response to Lin Luoluo's apprehensive gaze, Lin Zaozao countered with a long French kiss.

Her Luoluo, who did so much for her, how could she be angry at him!

"Hey, hey, hey! You two, enough already, do you really think I'm a doormat?"

Upon hearing Bai Yu's anxious voice, Lin Zaozao and Lin Luoluo who had just separated, can't help but burst into laughter after exchanging glances.

Everything is at peace, it's quite good this way.

Having accepted the task from Bai Yu, Lin Zaozao took Lin Luoluo and headed out.

As Lin Zaozao walked through the hallway, she ferociously scooped out all the Night Luminous Pearls that were lined up there as if exuding vengeance.

When Lin Zaozao finished scrapping all the Night Luminous Pearls, all kinds of calls for help immediately filled the hallway.

Hearing various flustered voices behind her, Lin Zaozao turned back around, her eyes filled with amusement as she looked at Lin Luoluo.

"My darling brother, did you place these here to prevent me?"

"No, no, not at all, sister. When I set these up, it was just for fun, just for play."

"Really?"

Lin Zaozao asked in doubt.

"Absolutely."

Lin Luoluo definitively replied.

"Well, okay! If you say so. Either way, these Night Luminous Pearls have all been scooped out by me.

All these Night Luminous Pearls can be a welcome gift to the children."

Pleased with herself, Lin Zaozao patted the Night Luminous Pearls stuffed into her clothes, casually remarking as such.

Upon returning to the ground, Han Ye and Ye Xi, along with others marvelled at Lin Luoluo who was clad in ceremonial robes, their surprised eyes practically popping out of their heads.

"Xi Luo!"

"Xi Luo, why are you here? How could this be possible?"

"Holy shit! How could this bastard Xi Luo appear here?"

"We're screwed, with Xi Luo here, how could we still have good days left?"

"It's over, I must have had blurry vision last night from sleep deprivation. Otherwise, how could a bastard like Xi Luo be here?"

"I'm going back to rest. God! I surely had a nightmare."

“......”

Hearing these sarcastic comments from the crowd, Xi Luo crossed her arms, her red lips slowly parting as she said sternly word by word.

"I curse those who aren't welcoming me home to put on forty-four pounds in three days. As a reward after the curse, I wish you good health before and after childbirth, and peace between father and son."

The moment Xi Luo's words landed, Lin Zaozao saw the men of her family, gaining weight visibly fast.

At the same time, their complexions also dramatically improved after gaining weight. Her Luoluo, truly a case of 'sharp tongue, soft heart'!

Han Ye, seeing Lin Luoluo standing next to Lin Zaozao, stepped forward and embraced him firmly.

"Xi Luo, welcome home."

"Thank you, Prince Han Ye," Xi Luo spoke softly.

"Xi Luo, you rascal, welcome home. If you could remove the three-second-per-instance curse from me, that would be great."

Little Xibei hugged Xi Luo's shoulder, pleading with him.

"That can't be done. If I removed your curse, you wouldn't survive."

"Then forget it, you rascal."

Little Xibei laughed and cussed him out.

"Luoluo, welcome back home!"

Ye Yi said gently.

"Little Priest, welcome home!"

"Welcome home, Xi Luo!"

"......"

One by one, the pregnant men nearby approached and greeted Xi Luo. However, when it came to Ye Xi, the scenario suddenly changed.

"Xi Luo!"

"Hmm? What's the matter?"

"How the hell did you become our benefactor of the Baichi Clan? Ah! I thought the benefactor that our Baichi Clan has been waiting for a thousand years would be someone really special, but it turned out to be you, you jerk.

Moreover, the chant to activate the array's eye, it’s bloody tongue-twisting. You didn’t trick me with this nonsense chant, did you?”