The Undying Mecha Emperor

Andrew simply nodded. There were too many organizations in the country, not hearing of the White Tiger Hunters before was normal. In fact with such a huge number participating in the entrance test, actually meeting a group you know would be extraordinary.

The day was shaping up to be extremely extraordinary indeed because I spied not one, but two groups nearby that I actually recognized!

"Hey, are they… the Wang family?" I pointed at two cute girls with striking red hair.

"Ah yes! They are the Wang family's Twin Phoenixes! Elise Wang and Eliana Wang." Andrew replied with a voice filled with awe. "My father said that they would probably bag the first and second spot this year."

Because Andrew didn't bother to lower his voice when speaking, the two girls heard what he said very clearly. Like a princess bestowing her favor upon a plebeian villager, one of them turned and gave him a small smile.

"Sh-she actually smiled at me!!" Andrew gasped and smiled back foolishly.

"Hmph! Your father must be a senile old man if he thinks that the two weirdos will take first and second place!" An arrogant voice rang out.

I turned around and was surprised that I actually recognized the owner of that voice too! Emma had shown me pictures of all the heirs of the big families and forced me to memorize them on the way to the Academy.

"Remember them, and make sure you sabotage them if and when you get the chance." Emma had said. "Especially Victor Long from the Long family. He is a rarely seen genius, and has the potential to be the best of our generation.

"Victor Long!" Andrew glowered. But he didn't say anything else. Victor Long was from the Long family, and they could easily destroy the entire Big Star Merchant Group in half a day if they wished to.

However, I wasn't from the Big Star Merchant Group. And that moment seemed like an excellent opportunity to get into a fight with the heir of the Long family and "accidentally" disable him.

"What? Not happy? You're just a no-name loser. Get out of my sight you dog shit licker!! Go home to your loser of a dad and your whore of a mom!" Victor Long spat at Andrew cruelly.

I hate proud bastards from high society like him. Even if Emma didn't tell me to sabotage him, I would have definitely done so anyway.

"Really? You must know that because YOUR father is the glorious leader of the country's old and senile association! And why do I find your face so familiar? OH THAT'S RIGHT! Your mother is the prostitute I took pity on from the streets! I paid her two potatoes to wash the butt of my old and senile gardener! What is the son of a butt-washer doing here?" I taunted him viciously.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Victor Long roared furiously at me. He was so angry that his face turned red and his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets!

"Butt-washer! Your mommy is a hairy butt-washer!" I shouted at him. "Your father is old and senile! He's probably having indecent relations with all the other old and senile old men in his old folk's home!"

Giggles and suppressed laughter began to ring out all around us. Imagining the Madam of the Illustrious Long Family as a hairy-butt-washer probably made for an entertaining thing to imagine. The other image was probably too indecent for the little kids to imagine.

"GAAAHHHH!!!" Victor Long charged at me furiously! Behind him, all thirty plus kids representing the Long family contingent charged at me as well.

Holy smokes. I didn't expect that every single kid from the Long family contingent would be so reckless!! "Where are the rational ones who should be pulling these kids back and preventing a fight from breaking out?!" I cried out indignantly in my heart.

But it was too late for regrets. Well, it wasn't like I had many regrets, I knew I was impervious to damage caused by cute little angry ten year olds. But being jumped at by over thirty kids wasn't a nice way to start my entrance test.

BAM! Victor's left hook smashed into my face, causing me to take half a step back.

CRACK!!

"ARRGGHHHHH!!!!" Victor shrieked in pain and collapsed. He probably broke all of his knuckles.

BAM!! A vicious flying kick smashed into my chest at full force.

CRACK!!!

"OOOOOOOGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The poor boy who unleashed that beautiful flying kick probably broke his foot. He too crumpled next to Victor.

BAM! ARGHH!!

BAM! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

BAM! AAAHHHHHH!!!

Three more kids had to break their bones before the entire Long family contingent halted their advance.

I later learnt that four out of the five were direct heirs of the Long family when they gave the old man a visit to complain about my actions. The old man had merely listened gravely and said nothing. After the Long family left, he gave me a hundred million dollars for a job well done, and for giving his old soul such a marvelous treat.

(Author's Note: Omg old man, give the author some too please. Old man: Shut up and keep writing! TT_TT)

I stood over the moaning, groaning and whimpering heirs of the Long family and began to wail even louder than them.

"Is this how the Long family treats other people? By sending thirty to attack a single person?! Oh what a painful experience it is for me! The trauma I would carry for the rest of my days! The horror of having to stand my ground against thirty, no forty of the Long family's best and bravest! Ah! Woe! Woe to me! The pain! The blinding pain! Someone help me! Please!!" I shouted shamelessly.

"Errr… Brother Justin." Andrew tapped my shoulder from behind.

"Brother Andrew! You saw what happened right? The Long family contingent suddenly ALL rushed at me and attacked me!" I shouted and shook him by the shoulders. "I'm the victim here! I'm so victimized by the Long family!"

"Ye-YES! I saw it with my own eyes! The Long family contingent attacked brother Justin first!" Andrew shouted in surprise at my sudden move to shake him so hard.