This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Chapter 315: Chapter 220: Isn’t He Afraid of Dying Here?

From inside the bathroom, the cheerful singing could be heard.

Xiao Miao, who had transformed into a Catgirl, was sitting in the bathtub playing with bubbles and humming a cheerful song she had adapted herself.

“Don’t judge me ’cause I’m just a cat!”

“Meow, meow, meow, meow… Oh!”

Xu Yang: “……”

He phased through the wall and silently watched from the side, unable to help thinking, “This girl looks so skinny when dressed, but she’s actually quite attractive undressed… Her cat ears are so cute!”

A cute and sexy Catgirl, who wouldn’t like it?

After about three or four minutes of admiration, Xu Yang calculated the time remaining for the Invisibility Talisman to wear off, and chastised himself, “Don’t stare without permission, don’t stare without permission…”

Buzz!

He passed directly through the wall and entered the living room.

As he arrived at the living room, the Invisibility Talisman’s effect wore off, and Xu Yang’s figure slowly appeared.

He deliberately made some noise, coughed and asked, “Is anyone here?

The singing in the bathroom stopped abruptly, and Xiao Miao was on alert, “Who is it?”

“It’s me, Xu Yang!”

Ding!

“The feline spirit was scared, merit points +100, Agility +1.”

This little cat…

Was she too timid?

Hearing the system notification in his mind, Xu Yang deliberately asked, “Xiao Miao, is Yue Niang at home? Where are you? Are you taking a bath? Do you need help?”

Ding!

“The feline spirit was scared, merit points +100, Agility +1.”

“No need… Master Xu, just wait a moment, I’ll come out right away!”

In the bathtub, Xiao Miao was frightened.

She quickly jumped out of the bathtub, dried her body with a towel in just three seconds, but when she tried to get dressed, she found that all her clothes were wet!

The rest of her clothes were in the wardrobe outside.

With no other choice, she transformed into a small orange cat and emerged from the bathroom.

Just at that moment…

The door opened.

Yue Niang walked in.

She was carrying a bag of cat food, some vegetables, and a fish. Seeing Xu Yang sitting on the couch, she smiled and said, “Master Xu came? You came just in time. I’ll cook some dishes, and we’ll have dinner together.”

Xu Yang naturally had no objection.

“Meow!”

Xiao Miao let out a cry in protest.

Yue Niang gently rubbed Xiao Miao’s head and said, “I bought your favorite cat food… Alright, I’ll go cook, and you pour some tea for Master Xu.”

It was obvious.

Yue Niang was very happy.

She had now refined the land decree, becoming an official “land deity”. Although a “land deity” is only the smallest divine spirit in the mortal world… after all, she is a rightful deity appointed by Heaven and Earth, no longer having to hide every day like before, worried about being exposed, targeted by the Underworld, or pursued by her enemies in the mortal world!

It’s true that her enemies may not care about such a small land deity.

But at least now she doesn’t need to be afraid of being wanted by the Underworld.

She washed her hands, put on an apron, and entered the kitchen.

In no time, the aroma of food wafted out.

In just about 40 minutes, Yue Niang had stir-fried two dishes, cooked a fish, and made a soup.

“Xiao Miao, help me serve the rice.”

“Meow!”

“Xiao Miao, pour some tea for Master Xu… where’s the tea?”

Xiao Miao hid under the couch and refused to come out.

Yue Niang brought out the food herself and poured tea for Xu Yang, saying, “Master Xu, please eat first… I’m going to clean up this lazy cat!”

She got up and said, “Xiao Miao, why don’t you come over for dinner?”

Xiao Miao crawled out from under the couch and reluctantly jumped onto a chair.

Yue Niang scolded, “Once you’re at the dining table, you must transform into a human… besides, there are guests in the house, don’t you know the rules?”

Xu Yang from the side advised, “It’s okay, Yue Niang, Xiao Miao is quite cute…”

In his heart, laughter bubbled up.

Naturally, Xiao Miao’s every move in the bathroom couldn’t be hidden from him, and he knew exactly why she didn’t transform.

But Yue Niang didn’t know, and she reached out a finger, shot a strand of Yin energy at the little orange cat!

“Meow!”

The little orange cat cried out in terror, and the next moment…

Bang!

A puff of green smoke rose up.

The naked Catgirl appeared on the chair.

She glared resentfully at Yue Niang and darted into the bedroom in an instant.

Yue Niang: “…..”

Yue Niang’s cooking was excellent, not much worse than Yun Mengxi’s, especially her fish, which was absolutely divine!

Xu Yang couldn’t help but praise her.

Yue Niang, recovering from her surprise, tied her hair back and said, “When I first arrived in the mortal world, I was afraid of being targeted by the Underworld and tracked by my enemies. I couldn’t go out every day. Thankfully, Xiao Miao knows a lot about the mortal world. She taught me how to go online and learn about the human world.”

“Xiao Miao loves to eat, so I followed her online to learn how to cook. Everything is just my own random guesswork, as long as Master Xu doesn’t mind.”

With a change of tone, she congratulated Xu Yang on reaching the Divine Transcendence Realm.

After some small talk, Xu Yang said straightforwardly, “Yue Niang, actually, I came to see you… I need your help with something.”

Xu Yang briefly explained the origin of the Asura Sect and his own grievances with them, and continued, “I gave you a land decree, and you helped me reclaim my Jingming Sect’s ancestral homeland, Xishan Wanshou Palace. So, we are even… That’s why I’m asking for your help this time. I won’t let you work for nothing.”

“The Asura Sect has a long history and must have accumulated a large amount of wealth. After taking down the Asura Sect, I will share half of the treasures I get with you.”

“Furthermore, although you are now a land deity, just being recognized by the Underworld is not enough for you to move about freely in the mortal world… You still need to get an ID card, which can help you avoid many unnecessary troubles. I will find someone to help you solve this problem later.”