Chapter 177 - 131: The Latest Evaluation (Three Updates)_1
Chapter 177: Chapter 131: The Latest Evaluation (Three Updates)_1
Number One Evil Person Under The Heavens needed to commit various kinds of crimes, many of which were unforgivable and heinous.
Of course, there was no need to do all the bad things, just select over seventy percent and successfully complete them.
In addition, one must commit an evil deed daily and constantly consider doing bad things as their philosophy and pursuit, thus becoming the incarnation of sin itself.
Unwilling to do good, never wanting to stop doing bad—this was the kind of person they were talking about.
Watching Xiemen Waidao delight in becoming a great villain, Fang Cheng reflected that the other party was truly worthy of being his nemesis, with such unimaginably bizzare ideals.
Still, he kindly reminded his adversary that this path was not an easy one, please be fully prepared to be abandoned by everyone.
For instance, one item on your list of bad deeds to do was to stab your companions twice.
Now that you only have two companions, who do you plan to stab?
Xiemen Waidao glanced at Mukuai 1234 beside him and shook his head with difficulty.
After all, they were an easter egg, and who knew if they would come back to life if they died; he could not bear to do it.
So, he turned his gaze to Fang Cheng and asked earnestly, “Fang Cheng Ex, may I ask you…”
“Don’t even think about it.”
“Just twice.”
“Don’t even think about it.”
Xiemen Waidao still wanted to use his gift of the gab to persuade Fang Cheng to agree, then he saw Mukuai 1234 firmly clutching him, shaking her head frantically.
Sighing in resignation, Xiemen Waidao could only say forget it, when the time comes we can just find a scapegoat to do the stabbing.
Looking at the Taoist temple before them, Xiemen Waidao said, “Our target now should be to sneak in first. I’m confident this time, I can definitely snatch an appropriate advanced skill from the Old Temple Master. Once we infiltrate, you guys help me guard the entrance, I’ll go seduce him and complete my great villain goal…”
“Stop talking, can you!” Mukuai 1234 said with a sobbing voice.
“…Wasn’t this your idea?” Xiemen Waidao said in confusion, “Back then, you told me I was somewhat attractive and that seducing the Old Temple Master would definitely work.”
“I didn’t!”
“You can’t lie in front of our new teammate now.”
“I…I was being sarcastic…”
“How much truth is spoken in jest, though?”
“I…”
Looking at Fang Cheng’s calm face, Mukuai 1234 really wanted to cry.
In front of this person, I really don’t dare to lie anymore!
Clenching her fists, she fell silent, tearing up without wanting to say another word.
Meanwhile, Fang Cheng looked at Mukuai 1234, contemplating the frightening influence of a player, even tainting Mukuai.
He decided to suggest to Tian Xuan that they work on team building, establish the right direction, and not let the bad influences spread within the team.
Speaking of bad influences, he always felt that someone in the team had been working overtime in disguise recently, and that had to be corrected, to prevent them from going down the wrong path.
Clapping his hands to quiet the two, Fang Cheng curiously asked, “So how do you think we should get in? You seem to have already made the blacklist.”
“I’ve decided to set a fire, then extinguish it, that way I can complete the small goal of arson and pose as a firefighting hero to blend in. Just thinking about how people will thank me for doing something bad gets me so pumped. Hm, Mukuai 1234, why aren’t you critiquing me this time?”
Mukuai 1234, her spirit crushed, responded with a deadpan voice, “Do whatever you want, I’m not serving you anymore. To die sooner or later makes no difference to me now.”
“But you…”
“Shut up, listen to the teammate!”
“But I…”
Grabbing Xiemen Waidao by the neck, Mukuai 1234 said fiercely, “I don’t care what you want to say or do, all your actions and thoughts have nothing to do with me, I just want to work peacefully with you! My biggest regret now is coming over so cheerfully to meet you! If you still have a shred of conscience, just act like a good person to achieve your goals, and then get lost when you’re done!”
Mukuai 1234’s voice echoed far and wide, even the closed doors of the Taoist temple couldn’t help but reveal curious Taoists, gossipping about the young couple.
Xiemen Waidao was also dumbstruck.
After some thought, he felt that Mukuai 1234’s request…
was rather amusing!
Being good the entire time, yet still completing all evil deeds and achieving the title of “Number One Evil Person Under The Heavens,” this playstyle was much more fun than just obtaining a mere title.
Plus, with Mukuai rarely this agitated, he had to listen to her demands.
So, he nodded earnestly and then said to Mukuai 1234, “Understood, I promise you.”
“Be a good person?”
“Yeah.”
“No messing around?”
“I’ll try.”
“Give up your goals?”
“That’s impossible.”
After a long struggle, Mukuai 1234 turned to look at Fang Cheng and found him still with an indifferent face, completely unreadable as to what the Great Heavenly Lord was really thinking.
However, this was the best promise she could extract from Xiemen Waidao.
Reluctantly letting go, she straightened the folds on his clothing for him, then pointed at the Taoist temple and asked, “So how do you plan to get in there?”
“Start a fire…”
“You promised a damn hammer!”
Finding the pair still entangled and unresponsive, Fang Cheng felt a little bored and decided to go in and take care of business.
Knocking on the door of the Taoist temple, Fang Cheng didn’t say much, just pointed to the statue of The World’s Best Fortune Teller at the top of the distant mountain, then pointed at himself.