Transmigrated Into the Film King’s Little Wife

The director was overjoyed: "Hurry up, take a screenshot and post it online."

Assistant director: "... dear, don't you need to save people first?"

The director coughed twice, "Isn't there a lifeguard beside me!"

Qi Chuanchuan weighs 170 to 80 catties, which is equivalent to four bags of 50 catties of flour. Such a pressure directly pushed Liang Wen into the water.

Liang Wen: "Grass..." Before she finished swearing, she was swallowed by the river.

The lifeguard in charge of Qi Chuanchuan's security: Sister, why are you taking action so quickly? Grab a job?

#Ah ah ah ah. help.

#Will not die.

#The lifeguard is right next to me, I can't die. The program team is not stupid!

#Distressed Liang Wen.

#痛痛痛痛痛费. If you have a heart problem, see a doctor immediately.

#What dog team member!

Seeing that his teammates were in trouble, Qu Siyang plunged into the water and pulled Liang Wen up in a short while.

Liang Wen floated up, coughed and spat twice, wiped her face, "Where's my gourd?"

Only then did Qu Siyang see that the gourds of the two had all drifted away.

She swam over immediately, with her hands and feet, and snatched the gourd back.

#Ah ah ah. Qu Siyang is so handsome. Wenqu CP is locked.

#As Chuan Chuan's pro-mother fan, I can tell the story. He is a little mentally handicapped who knows nothing but singing and dancing.

#In front, you are a black fan, right?

Qi Chuanchuan was dragged up by two lifeguards, his face was pale, obviously frightened.

Liang Wen swam over with the gourd in her arms, "Qi Chuanchuan, are you alright?"

#Wowen is not angry? Good temper.

#Please don't ask men if they can do it.

#laugh U-turn. Chuan Chuan's expression is so constipated.

#梁雯Forcibly adding drama to herself, disgusting!

Qi Chuanchuan looked at the other side of the river which was still 100 meters away, "It should be possible!"

Qiu Bao shouted on the shore with a microphone: "The first team to reach the other side can enjoy a feast of the Li nationality."

Liang Wen pursed her lips and glanced at Qu Siyang.

Qu Siyang shrugged, and the two reached a tacit understanding.

Ever since, a strange scene appeared on the river in front of the village.

On one left and one on the right, two beauties, with a gourd in one hand and the left and right arms of a strong man with no appearance in the other, are struggling to swim forward.

#Hahaha. Qi Chuanchuan is like a sand sculpture with his own gourd in his mouth.

#Qi Chuanchuan can no longer turn over.

#Admit in disguise that I can't do it.

#This is the legendary drag "you" bottle.

The other team couldn't help laughing when they saw a dog teammate who specialized in moths appearing in the Zhaixiong Zhaimeier team.

He Shiyun smiled and said, "Oh, luckily we didn't choose Calabash."

Le Jun took it for granted, "It's still Shi Yun's quick response."

He Shiyun smiled sweetly, turned around and walked to the shore.

#These two are poisonous. One panted delicately, the other knelt and licked.

#Wowhaha, I'm going to stand against this pair of poisonous CPs.

#乐呵大法好.

#Come on, let the uncle be happy.

#我家诗韵 Everything is wrong! It's asking for trouble if she doesn't play a good show in this **** show. I feel sorry for her.

#哦哟呀 Here comes another distressed monster!

Shang Lian had already sat in the canoe, holding the paddle in his hand, bowed left and right, and headed towards the opposite bank.

#Anyone who can make Shang Lian dislike him is a talent.

#尚玲 is really an all-around player who can do everything except being handsome.

Wang Jianshe, a little brother of the Li ethnic group who taught canoeing, stretched out his hand to help He Shiyun get on the boat, but he didn't appreciate it at all, pretended not to see, and called Le Jun back, "Xiao Jun, come and help me."

Wang Jianshe's hand was stuck in the air in embarrassment.

#It's so cheap. Discrimination against fellow nationals.

#She really made a big death!

#fastforward!

#Unfortunately can't!

#诗韵 It’s just that I didn’t see it, so don’t talk nonsense!

#粉丝带直接，喀静非常常恐怖!

Le Jun ran over and took off his shirt, revealing his attractive muscles. Sure enough, he was born as an athlete, and this exposure caused a lot of screen-licking bullet screens.

He Shiyun supported Le Jun's hand, and just as she stretched out her foot to step on the canoe, the canoe shook, making her pale with fright, and stretched her foot back again.

#It's time to pee. I'm going to take a pee.

#Really **** installed. Likes and dislikes.

#乐俊 Give yourself a little wolfdog character, and find a better woman, okay?

Shang Lian turned his head and saw that the two were still in ink on the pier, and shouted, "Hurry up. If you lose, you will have nothing to eat."

Seeing this, Le Jun picked up He Shiyun and put her on the canoe. The little brother of the Li nationality quickly dropped a wooden paddle and pushed the canoe a few meters away from the shore.

Holding the wooden pulp, He Shiyun froze for a moment, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

#I rely on. Is the little brother of the Li nationality waiting for this time to take revenge?

#hahahahahaha.

#come. Let the uncle be happy.

Le Jun hurriedly boarded the boat and swam towards He Shiyun with his oars left and right.

A canoe is just one boat and one paddle, and novices still need certain skills to paddle it well. If you don't do it well, it will spin around randomly.

For example Le Jun.

He was born as an athlete, and it is said that he has strong arms, and it is no problem to row a paddle. But he didn't know how to do it, so he could only spin around the shore, and couldn't move forward no matter what.

He Shiyun was still yelling a few meters away, desperately wanting Le Jun to help her. It's a pity that Le Jun couldn't take care of himself, sweating and worrying.

Shang Lian looked back and had no choice but to turn around to save his teammates.

At this time, the brothers and sisters of the village had already swam to the middle of the river.

Qiu Baoyou sat leisurely on the rattan chair, looked at the handsome men and beautiful women behind, and clicked his tongue twice, "Friendly reminder. If you lose, you have to cook for yourself on the other side."

Shang Lian gave a wry smile, "Let's talk about it after entering the village!"

In the end, with the help of Wang Jianshe, a little brother of the Li nationality, Le Juncai mastered the angle and center of gravity of the paddle, and was barely able to paddle forward. But He Shiyun couldn't learn anything, so he had to let the Li nationality brother push it in the river.

#Mom. This woman is not only mentally disabled but also physically disabled.

#Just now I ignored other people’s little brother, but now the little brother is long and the little brother is short.

#She is afraid of being thrown into the river. cluck cluck.

#You go to draw a try, you, youup.

Liang Wen and Qu Siyang used their last ounce of strength to pull Qi Chuanchuan ashore. The three of them lay on the shore together, panting.

"Actually, I can do it." Qi Chuanchuan pointed to the sky and swore.

Liang Wen and Qu Siyang said at the same time, "Shut up!"

#打游系Qi Chuanchuan Don’t struggle anymore.

#The poor little boy who was collectively disliked by his teammates.

The staff took Liang Wen and Qu Siyang to change clothes, leaving Qi Chuanchuan to fend for himself.

When the team of handsome men and beautiful women arrived at the shore, they found that the brothers and sisters of the village had already put on the festival costumes of the Li nationality and danced together with the villagers.

He Shiyun saw Liang Wen's red lips and white teeth, and the red Li brocade skirt made her more beautiful, and then saw how embarrassed she was, she immediately gritted her teeth.

Panting for breath, Shang Lian called Le Jun to fasten the canoe and join the welcoming dance team.

Liang Wen was so hungry that her chest was on her back, she turned around and asked, "Where did the village master go?"

At this time, a burst of chug sound came from far to near.

#Hahaha. Qiu Bao finally appeared on a tractor borrowed from another village.

#Isn’t it a good idea that the people in the village can only use canoes or boats to get in and out of the village? !

#秋宝also turned bad, cheating guests with the director.

#Quickly appreciate He Shiyun's face, she's almost fuming with anger.

Liang Wen narrowed her eyes, could this tractor be amphibious?

Qiu Bao jumped off the tractor, Shang Lian stopped him and said, "Villager, where are you from?"

Qiu Bao was serious, "I come from nowhere."

"Is there a way to come?"

Qiu Bao: "Yes. There is a road one mile past the wharf leading to Nalai Village! I made a detour from there."

This explanation is not without frankness.

Shang Lian asked a question that Liang Wen was also very concerned about, "Then can we also take that road when we go back tomorrow? It's okay to take a tractor."

Qiu Bao winked, "We'll talk about it later."

#Mom. The worst program group in history.

#The program group is also for the guests to have a good experience.

#What if there are guests who can't swim?

#微不成, this show is selected based on who can swim?

#Hahahaha You are going to kill me laughing in front of you.

Qiu Bao walked up to the guests and said, "Welcome all the distinguished guests. You have worked tirelessly to finally arrive at our village. Just now, the brothers and sisters from the village won the victory. According to the rules of the game, they can taste the delicacies of our Li village. You have to be self-sufficient and have enough food and clothing.”

Qi Chuanchuan cried out, "It's finally here. I'm almost starving to death."

Liang Wen and Qu Siyang turned their faces away tacitly.

People who don't contribute are not worth looking at.

So the six guests acted separately. The live footage is all two.

The Zhai brothers and the Zhai sister team were taken home by Li Ge Wang Jianping. It turned out that the so-called feast was his family's family banquet.

#The program group never forgets the purpose of letting the guests immerse themselves in experiencing my Dali nationality.

#Watching this program increases knowledge. In the past, I only knew that the Li people were in Hainan, but now I at least know about crossing the river.

#There is also Huang Daopo in the history textbook.

#yes. And I found that the younger brothers and younger sisters of the Li nationality are all pretty good-looking. Very rustic.

Wang Jianping's family lives on the west side of Nalai Village. They have to pass a long stone road. People who came to the TV station for the first time in the village, many of them are wrapped in indigo turbans and have tattoos on their faces. Granny and old men walked to the stone road. On the way, the girl who told me where she came from in Li language was beautiful and tall. Even the enthusiastic grandma stepped forward and held Liang Wen's hand, stroking it back and forth, similar to the eyes that value her granddaughter-in-law.

"..." Qu Siyang: Are my hands not tender?

Liang Wen didn't feel uncomfortable at all, instead she put her arms around Grandma's shoulders and asked, "Grandma, is your birthday this year?"

Wang Jianping was in charge of the translation. Don't look at my grandma's age, whether her ears are deaf or her eyes are not bright, so she counted them.

Liang Wen saw it, "90?" That's amazing!

Granny smiled and continued to touch the back of Liang Wen's hand.

Wang Jianping shyly said: "We have beautiful mountains and clear waters here, and the climate is good. Many elderly people can live to be a hundred years old."

Liang Wen nodded, her eyes curved, "It's really a good place."

# Ask the team to inhale oxygen.

#梁雯 is so gentle.

#Are you wondering how much it will cost to marry such a great-grandson wife?

#Seeing here, Liang Wen is a little fanciful.

After finally getting to Wang Jianping's house, many children blocked the door and refused to leave. The innocent faces make people pinch.

Wang Jianping's house is a traditional Li nationality boat-shaped house, with a bamboo and wood structure and a thatched roof, like an upside-down boat. However, his house is a tall boat-shaped house, divided into upper and lower floors, with people living on the upper floor and five-legged pigs unique to Wuzhishan on the lower floor.

Probably because of the presence of distinguished guests, a row of wild flowers was specially planted in front of the houseboat.

#Fortunately, the traditional buildings of the Li nationality are still preserved here, so gratifying!

#House with thatch on top, warm in winter and cool in summer, isn’t it the green and environmentally friendly buildings advocated in big cities now?

#Our Tujia traditional houses are becoming less and less, what a pity!

#Let me miss my hometown!

Director: Tears! Finally stop scolding the guests!

The boat-shaped house is quite spacious, and Wang Jianping's wife, Sister Wang, has already prepared several dishes and put them on the table. Seeing the guests coming, she blushed as shyly as Wang Jianping, and went to stir-fry two more vegetables without saying a word before serving them to the table.

"Thank you, thank you!" The three hurriedly clasped their hands together to express their gratitude.

When Sister Wang got excited and wanted to cook again, she was dragged by Liang Wen to sit at the table together.

The children at the door stared eagerly at the guests inside, and Qu Siyang took out a handful of candy from his pocket as if by magic.

She beckoned, and the children immediately opened their eyes when they saw the candy, and they all squeezed over to ask for the candy.

"Siyang, where did you get the candy?" Qi Chuanchuan looked anxiously.

#Hahaha Qi is three years old.

#Silly son.

Qu Siyang played tricks, "Do you want to eat?"

Qi Chuanchuan nodded obediently.

Qu Siyang pointed to her face, and the children lined up to kiss her one by one, and then took away a candy.

#Ha ha ha ha. Bet a candy that Qi Sansui will kiss her.

#I rely on. Qu Siyang teases everyone.

#My mother, so sweet. This is my stand for CP.

#Ruggy Combination Hahahahaha.

#Rugged is poisonous, but it’s so apt.

The candy in Qu Siyang's hands became less and less, and Qi Chuanchuan's slapped face became more and more wrinkled.

Liang Wen kept laughing beside her, "Siyang, you can leave him alone."

Qu Siyang pointed to his face, "Kiss me!"

#Oh my God. Bright tease.

#梁文 Treat my silly son well.

#我家silly son likes candy very much, but don’t kiss him. I don't like this daughter-in-law.

Director: "Assistant director, get ready for screenshots. This is a famous scene."

"..." Assistant Director: The director is insane and hopeless.

Qi Chuanchuan is the youngest in their boy group, known for being silly and cute, his agent just let him act in his true colors, he will keep it in mind.

Seeing that the last candy was left in Qu Siyang's hand, he jumped up like a frog in front of Siyang, pursed his lips and kissed...

#High energy! Dafa!

#I rely on! Is this an in-depth cultural experience variety show or a large-scale love and dog abuse variety show?

#Son don't!

#This is a child who loves sweets so much, he doesn't even want his face.

Qu Siyang didn't expect that this guy would actually come to kiss him, so he immediately slapped him and pushed Qi Chuanchuan to the ground.

Liang Wen looked at Wang Jianping and his wife helplessly, "Let's eat first."

#hahahahaha.

#Qu Siyang is blushing!

#Qujie actually blush? ?

#This group is so sweet. Rugged CP is locked!

Qu Siyang swallowed the last candy in one gulp, "I won't give it to you. Drag the bottle!"

Qi Chuanchuan was poked at the sore spot, and he got up with his head drooping and grunting.

After returning to his seat, Wang Jianping began to introduce Wuzhishan’s special Lizhai Mountain Banquet.

"This is Wuzhishan's unique five-legged pig, wild yellow cattle, ant chicken, and venison tongue. They are all good things in the mountain. I don't know if my wife's cooking suits your taste?"

It's rare for Wang Jianping to talk so much, it's really embarrassing for him.

Liang Wen was considered the least naive kid in the Zhai Brothers and Zhai Sisters, and hurriedly said: "It's hard work. This is something you can't get in the city. Today is a lucky day. Then let's start!"

Several people started to eat.

Liang Wen picked up a mouthful of meat, rolled it into the tip of her tongue, and immediately her eyes lit up, "Wow! This ant chicken is of great quality, fragrant in the mouth, with thin skin and tough meat. It tastes crisp and crisp. It's so delicious."

Qi Chuanchuan quickly took a bite when he heard it, and immediately widened his cute eyes, "It's delicious!"

"..." Qu Siyang: I can't hear you. I don't eat I'm not hungry.

#Welcome everyone to watch the gourmet show "I Eat Chicken in Lizhai".

#Ha ha ha ha. Liang Wen, you are a professional dancer, don't you need to control your weight?

#Seeing so hungry.

#I remember that Liang Wen ate the most breakfast.

#Qu Siyang is losing weight? ?

# All have scripts! Get excited you guys!

#All in play!

#If you don’t like to watch, get out! An eyesore!

Wang Jianping and Sister Wang were also happy when they heard that the guest had such a high evaluation.

"What's the name of this green vegetable? It tastes fragrant and tender, especially with the taste of green vegetables." Liang Wen asked.

Sister Wang: "Deer tongue dish is also called revolutionary dish. During the Anti-Japanese War, the Red Army ate this when they had nothing to eat in the mountains."

"Oh." Liang Wen ate a few more mouthfuls.

She glanced at Qu Siyang, "Let's have a bite of green vegetables. We have a dragging bottle."

Qi Tuoyou Ping Chuanchuan had an aggrieved face: "Oh!"

Qu Siyang: "That's right. Let's make an exception today and eat meat."

Sister Wang served rice made of natural and organic orchid rice from Wuzhi Mountain. The grains were crystal clear and fragrant.

The three of them had enough to eat, bid farewell to Wang Jianping and Sister Wang, and went for a stroll in the village to digest food. It also caused the whole village to watch. Now it's meal time, all the villagers are eating with bowls and laughing at them.

Although the three of them were not afraid of onlookers, they were a little embarrassed to be surrounded by such friendly eyes.

At this time, there was white smoke not far away, and Qi Chuanchuan seemed to hear He Shiyun's scream, and Qi Chuanchuan was eager to try, "Go, go and have a look."

It was rare for Qu Siyang to be in sync with Qi Chuanchuan, "Let's go and watch the excitement."

Liang Wen had no choice but to follow.

When I arrived at Changba in the middle of the village, I saw a group of cameras sitting around, with a three-stone stove in the middle, with an iron pot on it, and Shang Lian was cooking vegetables, with smoke coming out of the pot.

Le Jun squatted beside him killing the chicken, He Shiyun didn't do anything, oh no, she was cooperating with Le Jun, every time Le Jun stabbed the chicken, she jumped and screamed.

#live is pretty good, but I can't fast forward.

#Or Shang Lian can cook, otherwise he will eat ghosts.

#富兄兄富妹 team came over to watch the excitement after eating.

#贾诗韵 Can’t control myself? It's really ugly.

#It's your ears that have problems!

Le Jun saw the three of Liang Wen and immediately shouted, "Oh, come and help us cook."

Qu Siyang chuckled, "It's not advisable to bend over after eating."

Qi Chuanchuan: "That's right. I'm too full. I'll count them. I ate five-legged pigs, mountain yellow cattle, and ant chicken... Oh, there are too many. I can't remember."

Even the cameraman in charge of shooting the beautiful men and women couldn't help swallowing.

Liang Wen went to Shang Lian and helped him add firewood.

Shang Lian smiled and said, "It's okay. I can handle it by myself."

Liang Wen: "Really?"

Shang Lian scratched his head, "Thank you!"

Qiu Bao ate glibly, and he didn't know which horn to come out from.

"There is still the last half hour, and the lunch time is coming to an end."

The team of handsome men and beautiful women wailed in unison.

He Shiyun: "Master, we will starve to death."

Qiu Bao chuckled, "Then eat quickly."

Shang Lian quickly fried a plate and put it on the plate, "Is the chicken ready?"

Le Jun carried the naked chicken, put it on the chopping board and cooked everything, Shang Lian poured oil, Liang Wen lit the fire, and finally made a whole yellow stewed chicken, regardless of whether the meat was soft or not, he would eat it anyway.

Fortunately, Li's ant chicken itself is very tender and more cooked, but it's not too bad to eat.

As for He Shiyun, she was still picking and choosing, obviously she didn't do any work.

#I don't want to complain anymore.

#Obviously know who you are and come to participate in the live broadcast of variety shows is it inspirational to recruit black people for yourself?

#Her eyes are too big to see her own shortcomings.

#I thought I was very creative, and she was a better kid than me.

Director: Huh. Who can understand my painstaking efforts. If you don’t have money to ask for traffic, please black and red can also bring their own traffic.

The assistant director came over excitedly, took the data and said in a low voice: "The director is wise. The GIFs of those famous scenes were posted on our official blog, and the live data soared upwards."

The director rubbed his chin, "We will add chicken legs for dinner, I remember it is the legs of ant chicken."

Assistant director: "...Okay."

As if they didn't know that the six people who had been sold by the director raced against time to eat, and encouraged them to race against time to eat.

What a rare harmony and friendship.

At the end of lunch time, the director put seven rattan chairs in the shade by the river, and invited everyone to take a rest in a good mood and lie down in the river wind style.

After tossing and tossing all morning, they finally had time to rest, and they found chairs to lie down one after another.

#From meager, what's the situation with this show?

#奇三岁 large-scale mentally handicapped online program.

#嗲静精力采热鬼薇设计。

#奇姐文姐 and Tuoyou Ping bravely ventured into the Lizhai program.

#乐呵大法Good program.

#尚玲Hard hardships to pull the Lehe show.

#嘤! I don't understand it at all but it's so interesting.

After a half-hour break, the game time in the afternoon begins.

Qiu Bao was serious: "The three major things in life are eating, drinking, and sleeping. The game competition this afternoon is about dinner and where to sleep tonight. My distinguished guests, please take it seriously."

Upon hearing this, Shang Lian immediately jumped out and shouted at Le Jun and He Shiyun: "The team of handsome men and beautiful women must win!"

Lehe Group: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"

Qi Chuanchuan also quickly jumped out, and shouted at Liang Wen and Qu Siyang: "The Zhainan and Zhaimei team will win!"

Wenqu Combination: "Oh."

Qiu Bao: "It seems that the momentum of the Zhainan and Zhaimei team is a bit weak."

Qu Siyang: "We are not the ones who talk."

#Ha ha ha ha. My sister Qu is so rigid.

#I still remember that when she first came, she broke the attack in one second.

#She has a very sassy personality.

The first game begins: step on the coconut shell to answer.

Cut two coconut shells in half and perforate the tops separately. Two step on the soles of the feet, two hold the hands, and there is a rope in the middle that passes from the top to the bottom, stringing the four coconut shells together. Li people have a dance called stepping on coconut shells. There are coconut shells under your feet, you slap the coconut shells with your hands, and you jump up and make a noise, which is very interesting.

Now the six guests not only have to step on the coconut shell, but also quickly walk to Qiu Bao, and get a point for the correct answer. Whoever has the most points wins.

It was Wang Jianping, a younger brother of the Li nationality, who came up to demonstrate, and the six of them followed suit.

Regardless of the smoothness of the coconut shell, it is still difficult to step on it firmly and clamp it with the big toe.

Practice time is over and the competition officially begins.

#I feel so difficult.

#It's like walking on stilts. I sprained my foot accidentally.

#It really is a deep experience.

# VIP treatment.

Qiu Bao sat in front, and with an order, the six stepped on the coconut shell and rushed towards him.

The first time I walked the coconut shell, no one walked steadily. Either he fell when he started, or he took two steps crookedly. He was also a Lejun athlete, and he was quick to adapt. He rushed over with a bang, while the others were still being twitched by the coconut shell. Especially He Shiyun screamed exaggeratedly in pain.

Qiu Bao: "What is the totem of the Li people? Just name one!"

Le Jun: "Gourd melon!"

The handsome and beautiful team wins by one point.

Le Jun turned his head and walked out with steps that his relatives did not recognize, especially arrogant.

He Shiyun dropped the coconut shell and rushed over to hug him...

#My Cao! What the hell?

#Deliberately.

#I want to give myself a little topic.

#嗲精发力, quickly retreat!

Director: ...another famous scene. yeah! make a fist!

With a smile on the corner of Qu Siyang's mouth, he turned around and hugged Liang Wen, and said aggressively, "Do you want a hug?"

Qi Chuanchuan leaned over and said meanly, "I want to hug too!"

Liang Wen wordlessly pushed Qu Siyang away, and pushed her into Qi Chuanchuan's arms, "Bless you all!"

#………

#Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Director: Whoop whoop. Another famous scene. This year's guests are getting stronger and stronger.

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