Urban Banished Immortal

“Smith clan from Detroit, just wait! I shall return!” Li Yao shouted after eliminating around forty gangsters. He then jumped into a river.

“Fuck! Search the river now! We have to get the Chinese!” a white guy shouted.

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“Brother Yao has eaten the pill. Did he really get into trouble in America? Let me try to check his current situation through divination.” Guo Huai’s heart quivered after returning to his dorm. The divine sense he put on the pill disappeared, indicating Li Yao had swallowed the pill.

After a while, Guo Huai said, “It’s great that he’s fine. After Brother Yao is back, he has to treat me for a night at Wucheng Paradise. Hahah!”

“Brother Huai, when are you going to Wucheng Paradise? Bring me there one day!” Qian Duoduo said with a perverted expression.

“I’ll invite you there someday together with Zhu, hahah,” Guo Huai said and laughed. “I need to phone Sun Lingling now. I have put in quite some effort to cure her condition. She really has to pay back with her body. Sigh.”

“Brother Huai, other people don’t end up well for liking more than one girl at once. What’s your secret on getting so many girls? When are you going to teach me?” Qian Duoduo asked.

“When in bed, I wield the Sextavessel Divine Sword with my left hand, use the Nine Solar Technique with my right, and use Dragon-felling 18 Palms with both. I can even use them to make up for each other's flaws. I’d say the capable doesn’t get to rest,” Guo Huai said with a smile.

“Hello, Sister Lingling? Do you miss me? If you do, you may call me Darling from now on, hahah,” Guo Huai said after dialing Sun Lingling’s phone.

“Lingling, a guy, no, a thick-skinned guy just asked if you missed him. Do you want to talk to him?” a girl with a really sweet voice asked.

“Ask him to wait for a while, I’ll come really soon!” Sun Lingling said excitedly, blushing. She had been waiting for this phone call for quite a while. Although she would always get phone calls from various people, who would talk so shamelessly except our beloved Guo Huai?

“Sister, so you’ve always liked guys who are straightforward!” the girl said softly as she passed the phone to Sun Lingling.

“Yeah, Rou, this guy is honestly not bad. Do you want me to introduce him to you? Hahah,” Sun Lingling asked jokingly as she received the phone.

“Nah, I’ll pass. I prefer highly sophisticated men with culture, just like the student Guo Huai from Class One,” Shen Birou said, smiling like someone in-love.

“You’ll regret your decision really soon,” Sun Lingling said as she winked. “Hello, Guo Huai, what are you up to? I have indeed missed you. Where have you been for the past two days?”

“What else could I have been doing except finding a solution for Sister Lingling?” Guo Huai asked, smiling. “When are you free? Let’s meet. I’ll help you make some adjustments for your condition.”

“Where are you now? I can go to your place,” Sun Lingling said excitedly.

“Get a room at the hotel of Wucheng University. Wait for me there, I’ll reach be there any minute. Bring some clean clothing with you to change,” Guo Huai said and laughed.

“Alright, I’ll text you the room number when I’m there,” Sun Lingling said, blushing.

“Sister Lingling, what are you two going to do? Do you really like straightforward guys like him? Is the one on phone really Guo Huai?” Shen Birou asked. She got dumbfounded listening to what Sun Lingling said on phone.

“Brother Huai! No, Lord Huai! Please teach me! I have been friends with Hu Xi for almost a year now. The most I did is to hold her hand. How did you manage to ask Sister Lingling out to a hotel after meeting only for once? How did you do it? Please teach me!” Qian Duoduo said loudly; he could not calm himself down anymore—he even knelt on the ground!

“Just tell her whatever request you have. How do you expect her to know what you want if you don’t say it out?” Guo Huai asked with a smile. “Qian Duoduo, listen properly, you’ll be doomed if you stalk me this time,” he said before leaving the dorm to the hotel.

After Guo Huai left, Qian Duoduo could not hold himself back from calling Hu Xi. “Baby Xi, the weather today is great! Do you want to hang out at Wucheng University’s hotel? We’ll talk about life there,” he said.

“We don’t have to waste our money for a room at hotel. You may come to my house, nobody’s home,” Hu Xi said softly with a shy tone.

“Xi, are you serious?! Alright, please wait for me. I’ll be there in half an hour. Wait for me!” Qian Duoduo said loudly before ending the call. “I should never doubt Lord Huai anymore.”

Shen Birou saw that Sun Lingling packed her favorite clothing and was prepared to leave. “Sister Lingling, do you really want to go?” she asked as she blocked Sun Lingling. “Elder Sister, please reconsider your decision. Do you really like him?”

“Girl, are you possibly jealous? I offered to introduce him to you but you rejected,” Sun Lingling said, smiling. “Do you want to come together? I don’t mind if there’s an extra person. I bet Guo Huai won’t mind as well since you’re this pretty. Hahah!” She then left her dorm, leaving the dumbstruck Shen Birou who was standing still at her original position.

After half a day, Shen Birou said softly, “She’s crazy. Sister Lingling is crazy.”

“Guo Huai, I booked a room already. I’m at Room 608,” Sun Lingling said softly on phone, blushing. Is he lying to me? Why did I believe him so easily? What should I do if he really is a pervert? she thought as she got nervous.

“Knock, knock! Elder Sister, I’m here already. Please open the door,” Guo Huai said joyfully.

“This room is not bad! Please wait for a while. I’m so tired now. I’ll take a shower first,” Guo Huai said before walking into the bathroom, ignoring Sun Lingling.

Naughty Boy! If you aren’t really going to treat my condition, I’ll call the cops. No, I’ll use my stun gun on him, Sun Lingling thought.

After around 15 minutes, Guo Huai walked out from the bathroom properly dressed. He looked at Sun Lingling with a perverted smile and asked, “What are you looking at? Remove your clothes now. How am I going to treat you with those on?”

“Do I have to remove them?” Sun Lingling asked anxiously, biting her lips.

“Don’t ever doubt your doctor. I’m the doctor now and you’re my patient. Don’t think about anything else,” Guo Huai said loudly.

Sun Lingling carefully unbuttoned her outfit before taking it off. Face reddened, she reached out to unfasten her belt before Guo Huai stopped her and said, “Elder Sister, it’s enough to have your outfit removed, but I don’t mind if you want to take off more layers heheh.”

“If you, Little Brother, want to see, I’ll remove one more layer,” Sun Lingling said, looking at Guo Huai.

“Ahem, ahem. You’re a witch! If the Monkey King spots a witch like you, he’d crush you with his stick,” Guo Huai said as he quickly looked away from Sun Lingling. He was really worried that he could not hold himself back.

“Who are you calling a witch?! Naughty Boy, how do you plan to treat my condition?” Sun Lingling asked softly.